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Are you sad because there's no Sony E3 conference this year? Never fear, I managed to hack into the 'oTheR DimEnSioN' where it did take place and downloaded it. Don't ask how I did it, it's not important.

 

So sit back, relax, and feast your eyeballs, ears and braincell on 1 whole hour of the future of Sony PlayStation's great gaming goodness. These tantalising tasty trailer treats. You get the point.

 

For maximum realism, stay up till 2am Sunday night/Monday morning and then press play. Then go to work in the morning feeling like shite.

 

Get Hype:

 

 

 

Don't forget to comment in this thread as you watch the video in real-time for authenticity. Stuff like:

 

"I stayed up till 2am for this?"

"Kanye West? Get with the times Sony!"

"Looks like a Wii game"

"Another fucking HD remaster?!"

"WTF is this shit?"

"Love the art style of this one"

"Sony LOL"

"Booooorrrriiiinnnnnngg!"

"I've already seen this trailer"

"Nintendo has nothing to fear here"

"Nathan Drake Gardening Simulator? TAKE ALL MY MONEY!"

"Microsoft wins E3 this year!"

"That looked interesting I guess"

"Arty-Farty Bollocks"

"HALF-LIFE 3!!!!??? Crowdfunded? WTF!?"

"This will probably end up being a PS5 game"

"Shame this was leaked before the event, lol"

"I hope this is coming out on Switch"

"Where's Knack 3?"

"VR showreel? No interest in VR at all. Fuck off Sony! I HATE YOU!!!"

"I stayed up till 3am for this?"

"Now I know why Sony weren't at E3 this year in this dimension"

 

Etc.

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18 minutes ago, AI1 said:

Hey @Robo_1 pin me up with the rest please.

 

Can't be biased now.

 

I think mobile users are already calling for my head with all those pinned topics!

I'm writing up the other threads now and then I'll pin each one as conference time approaches. Let me know when the Sony conference is and a pin you shall get. ;)

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I actually hadn't seen a lot of those trailers from your first video, not sure whether you curated them yourself or just plonked the E3 stuff onto an existing video but thanks either way.

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8 minutes ago, teddymeow said:

So Sony are doing nothing for E3 this year?

 

Not even a 'State of Play'?

 

Not likely. They might release a Last of Us 2 trailer after E3, but I wouldn't expect more.

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I thought there would be more excitement that Half-Life 3 was a PS4 exclusive to be honest.

 

Last  of Us 2 trailer would be nice.

 

Bit weird Sony are doing absolutely nothing at all. Maybe saving the pennies for a mega event for PS5 reveal?

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9 minutes ago, AI1 said:

I thought there would be more excitement that Half-Life 3 was a PS4 exclusive to be honest.

 

Last  of Us 2 trailer would be nice.

 

Bit weird Sony are doing absolutely nothing at all. Maybe saving the pennies for a mega event for PS5 reveal?

 

I guess they would just show the same games as last year, minus Spider-Man. Which is a bit expensive to hold an E3 conference for. Next year is a different story.

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And look! Shiggsy has turned up!

 

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"I'm lost. Please help."

 

And Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are here to announce they both star in Last of Us Part 2.

 

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"We loved working with the guys at Sony Movies and Naughty Cog on this computer programme."

 

What a show.

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I'm still coming down off that Sony conference. Buzzin' man.

 

That PS5 reveal! Mind blown. Extreme Edition for me. £249 for 36 Teraflops seems reasonable. +1TB SSD is OK I guess.

 

Exclusive Launch games (all PSVR 2 compatible):

 

Super Mario Extreme

Ridge Racer Extreme

Lemmings Extreme

Gran Turismo Extreme

Uncharted 5 Extreme

Horizon Zero Dawn 2 Extreme

F-Zero Extreme

Street Fighter 6 Extreme

Pilotwings Extreme

Last of Us Part 3 Extreme

Shenmue 4 Extreme

Wave Race Extreme

Half-Life 3 Extreme

FIFA 21 Extreme

 

PSVR 2 + Extreme Moves + Town Scale Tracking (8K resolution per eye @ 240fps) What a Beaut.

 

Astro Bot 2 Extreme

WipEout VR Extreme

Resident Evil VIII Extreme

Star Wars VR Extreme

Metroid VR Extreme

Zelda VR Extreme

+ All future Sony Movies will be VR compatible.  Fully walk around sets and actors, etc.

 

Wooooo Yeah! What a time to be alive.

 

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7 minutes ago, Boozy The Clown said:

Shame he's always wrong about everything, wee Geoff gets the stutters though.

Has he forgotten that Sony are doing those State of Play things like the Nintendo Directs?

 

He's like the video gaming equivalent of Mystic Meg. 

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2 hours ago, Boozy The Clown said:

Shame he's always wrong about everything, wee Geoff gets the stutters though.

 

Wait, what?

He's saying that the tech outlined for the PS5 can't mean anything other than a machine with a high price point? Higher price point than Xbox?

But the Project Scarlett Xbox - taking what limited knowledge we know - sounds to be the almost exact same machine as the PS5?

Navi based AMD SOC with a high speed SSD?

What?

 

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