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Why was Din asking about the Jawas and their methods like he’d never seen them before, when he’s experienced their methods and done business with them first-hand?

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41 minutes ago, wev said:

The barriers Anakin crashes through in the pod race were still there and smashed up

Lazy bastards. How long have they been lying around?

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20 minutes ago, Pob said:

Why was Din asking about the Jawas and their methods like he’d never seen them before, when he’s experienced their methods and done business with them first-hand?

 

I think he was bit dazed from the image of Amy Sedaris fucking one.

 

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There's probably a Wookieepedia on Jawa coks that someone fevershily updated last night.

 

I mean they have this on there:

 

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Breast

 

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Humans were a species in the galaxy known to nurse their young. The human female Lyra Erso would breastfeed Jyn Erso, her daughter with Galen, which sometimes led the infant to fall asleep.[2] Adolescent humans would experience breast development as they progressed towards adulthood.[3] When Jyn was an adolescent, she preferred to show off the development of her bicep muscles instead; however, she was pleased to dress up in a fitted robe and cosmetics when she participated in the infiltration of Inusagi's sakoola blossom festival by Saw Gerrera's Partisans.[4] Some human adults, such as Selbie, had a notably ample bosom.[5]

 

Some adult beings displayed increased development of the chest muscles beneath their breasts, including the male Jedi Master Kirak Infil'a,[6] Nautolan male Jedi Master Kit Fisto,[7] and human males such as Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker,[8] former Jedi Taron Malicos,[9] and Kylo Ren.[10]

 

The female Inquisitor known as the Ninth Sister, a member of the Dowutin species[11] that was known for its physical strength,[12] wore fitted armor that exhibited her large muscles.[13]

 

Members of the reptilian Dowaaka species had four large breasts.[14] The Askajian female Yarna d'al' Gargan, who was an enslaved dancer[15] at Jabba the Hutt's palace, had six.[16]

 

Prairie-fowl breasts were a food eaten on Lothal. Merei Spanjaf brought them home with tubers for her mother, Jessa Spanjaf, to cook.[17]

 

That's just the entry of the official media, if you go the expanded universe section you'll probbaly end up on some kind of watchlist.

 

Thanks creepy nerds!

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6 hours ago, Vulgar Monkey said:

Also worth it just for the 

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'I'm a mandalorian, weapons are part of my religion!'

 

line. Especially the exasperation in the delivery. :lol:

That scene was hilarious. He's a badass, but he's a goofy and occasionally put-upon badass

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2 hours ago, yakumo said:

Put money the wrapped gift is a silver ball made of beskar

 

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I thought it looked like she was making chain mail, which would be a pretty decent gift for Groku. Not a weapon, could be worn under Jedi robes.

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15 minutes ago, Stoppy2000 said:

Did I miss anything with the scene of him checking his weapons in on the flight? It seemed oddly specific that he needed to relinquish them but then nothing bad appeared to happen? 


I assumed it was more a joke where they asked him to relinquish his weapons and he just keeps producing more and more of them from different places.

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21 minutes ago, SpagMasterSwift said:

I think it was just showing how mundane his life was without his ship/ then he goes all midlife crisis, gets a hot rod and sticks it to the man! Next week he’s gonna be running through Mos Eisley naked!

 

reckon he will still have his helmet...

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44 minutes ago, Pistol said:


I thought it looked like she was making chain mail, which would be a pretty decent gift for Groku. Not a weapon, could be worn under Jedi robes.


Yep. Space Mithril.

 

Spoiler

Sithril!


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56 minutes ago, Jammy said:


I assumed it was more a joke where they asked him to relinquish his weapons and he just keeps producing more and more of them from different places.


It was also a little bit of making a point of the situation he’s in: no ship, not even a Mandalorian any more, having to toe the line and go along with the bureaucracy if he wants to get on the blooming space bus.

 

 

Contrast that with when he gets his space hot hatch, and can burn off the space plod at the lights - he’s got some agency in the universe again.

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35 minutes ago, Pistol said:


It was also a little bit of making a point of the situation he’s in: no ship, not even a Mandalorian any more, having to toe the line and go along with the bureaucracy if he wants to get on the blooming space bus.

 

 

Contrast that with when he gets his space hot hatch, and can burn off the space plod at the lights - he’s got some agency in the universe again.

Fair enough. It just felt like we'd see some action scene where he has no access to his equipment.

 

Loved this episode. Have loved this series. New star wars every week. What a time to be alive. 

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The good Boba Fett! Halo! Dumping all your shit in the hold like a Ryanair luggage limit! This is Podracing! It’s like they made the first four episodes and old Boba Fett intentionally lame just so you can marvel at the obvious upgrade again.

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4 hours ago, Pistol said:


I thought it looked like she was making chain mail, which would be a pretty decent gift for Groku. Not a weapon, could be worn under Jedi robes.

 

Yep - it will protect Groku from Kyloe Ren's youngling rampage!

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5 hours ago, Pistol said:


I thought it looked like she was making chain mail, which would be a pretty decent gift for Groku. Not a weapon, could be worn under Jedi robes.

Or maybe it was a chain necklace with a beskar ball on it?.

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34 minutes ago, Phantoon said:

Frightening teeth, have a drink?

 

I'm guessing it's every time he says "I am Boba Fett"

 

While we're at it, can't Disney/Lucasfilm get him to re-record the terrible line readings of Fett's dialogue in Empire that Lucas added to the 2004 DVD version that have been used for every version since?

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9 hours ago, yakumo said:

Or maybe it was a chain necklace with a beskar ball on it?.

 

I was leaning towards chainmail realistically, though was hoping for something similar to this. 

Something like 'oh, he can't have weapons? Ok, then forge him a, err, yo-yo....he's only a baby ffs.' Which he of course immediately weaponises with his sick force powers.

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40 minutes ago, Phantoon said:

Frightening teeth, have a drink?

 

3 minutes ago, Hanzo the Razor said:

I'm guessing it's every time he says "I am Boba Fett"

 

That's two!

 

There's also

 

-"Do you know who I am?"

 

-"Aaah."
 

-Someone makes the mistake of crossing Boba Fett. He lets them live. Two shots if he then employs them.

 

-Gets out of bacta tank.

 

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8 minutes ago, Hanzo the Razor said:

 

I'm guessing it's every time he says "I am Boba Fett"

 

While we're at it, can't Disney/Lucasfilm get him to re-record the terrible line readings of Fett's dialogue in Empire that Lucas added to the 2004 DVD version that have been used for every version since?


“He’s no good to me deadaahhhh.”

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3 minutes ago, Darren said:


“He’s no good to me deadaahhhh.”

 

It's the jocular "As you wish" to Vader that I hate. It's like "No bother matey boy! No disintigrations! Not a problem!"

 

Whereas in the original he sounded pissed off. As if he loved a good disintigration and Vader had just pissed on his chips.

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28 minutes ago, Unofficial Who said:

 

 

That's two!

 

There's also

 

-"Do you know who I am?"

 

-"Aaah."
 

-Someone makes the mistake of crossing Boba Fett. He lets them live. Two shots if he then employs them.

 

-Gets out of bacta tank.

 

How are you still alive

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