The Man Utd Thread

[Gabzy]

Also… we actually scored from a corner! And meant it!

[feltmonkey]

Rashford is in a hell of a run of form. It makes you wonder exactly how many new arses he would have torn Theo Hernandez if he'd been given the chance.

[feltmonkey]

Just now, Gabzy said:

Also… we actually scored from a corner! And meant it!

 

And it didn't involve Harry Maguire's head!

[teddymeow]

Marcus and Christian sitting in a tree: S-C-O-R-I-N-G.

 

😍

[teddymeow]

Wahey!! Martial!!!!!

[Mr Do 71]

Martial. 

[feltmonkey]

Tony's in on the act!  

[feltmonkey]

You always have a chance when the shot goes through a defender's legs. It makes the keeper look a bit silly, but it's not really his fault.

[teddymeow]

Could we be on to beat the 8 - 1 final score from the 98/99 season?

 

Garnacho to come off the bench and score 4 like Solskjaer did BITD?

[feltmonkey]

1 minute ago, teddymeow said:

Could we be on to beat the 8 - 1 final score from the 98/99 season?

 

Garnacho to come off the bench and score 4 like Solskjaer did BITD?

 

Haha to make it a complete replica, we'd have to have Rashford and Martial on two goals each and the commentators talking about which of them is going to complete their hat-trick first, like what happened with Cole and Yorke on that day. 

[teddymeow]

1 minute ago, feltmonkey said:

 

Haha to make it a complete replica, we'd have to have Rashford and Martial on two goals each and the commentators talking about which of them is going to complete their hat-trick first, like what happened with Cole and Yorke on that day. 

 

I'm liking the thought of this.

 

Erik has certainly brought back some positivity, it would appear.

[feltmonkey]

By the way, has anyone noticed that we've actually signed a new striker? Some guy called Betinho, a Portuguese journeyman. He's been sneakily added to the squad on the website.

 

He's 29, he's scored 27 career goals, he's significantly shorter than Martinez so is presumably not visible to the naked eye, and he's inexplicably been given the number 11 shirt, presumably to suffer that shirt's curse instead of it damaging an important player. Our scouting department are on crystal meth.

[5R7]

wtaf was that!?!

[feltmonkey]

Well, we bored ourselves to sleep and deserved that.

[feltmonkey]

I think that might be offside. I don't think you can give handball, it's impossible to tell if it hit his arm.

[Gabzy]

Defo offside.

[Gabzy]

Anthony has been really disappointing so far. Giving the ball away and not doing much of quality with it in general.

[spork]

5 minutes ago, feltmonkey said:

By the way, has anyone noticed that we've actually signed a new striker? Some guy called Betinho, a Portuguese journeyman. He's been sneakily added to the squad on the website.

 

He's 29, he's scored 27 career goals, he's significantly shorter than Martinez so is presumably not visible to the naked eye, and he's inexplicably been given the number 11 shirt, presumably to suffer that shirt's curse instead of it damaging an important player. Our scouting department are on crystal meth.

Issue with the premier league website apparently rather than us scouting the depths of the Portuguese 4th division!

[spork]

1 minute ago, Gabzy said:

Anthony has been really disappointing so far. Giving the ball away and not doing much of quality with it in general.

Get Fred on!

[feltmonkey]

5 minutes ago, spork said:

Issue with the premier league website apparently rather than us scouting the depths of the Portuguese 4th division!

 

If I was him, I'd turn up to training at Carrington tomorrow.

 

There was some speculation that it was Ivan Toney's Portuguese alias.

 

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Get Fred on!

 

Get Betinho on!

[Gabzy]

4 minutes ago, spork said:

Get Fred on!

I’ll take it! His left foot shot might actually go in

[Gabzy]

😂

[feltmonkey]

I think Garnacho on for Antony might be a good idea.

[Gabzy]

4 minutes ago, feltmonkey said:

I think Garnacho on for Antony might be a good idea.

He’s had a stinker, that’s for sure. That move was delightful and he should have buried that finish with his left foot.

[Gabzy]

Shaw though, has been outstanding at CB! Fair play.

[spork]

4 minutes ago, Gabzy said:

Shaw though, has been outstanding at CB! Fair play.

I reckon even I’d Fred would look good at Center back against this side.

[feltmonkey]

The game has gone really weird in the last few minutes. All since Hennessey's comedy missed punch.

[feltmonkey]

Love the "Viva Garnacho" chants.

[5R7]

@Gabzy FRED!!!!!!!!!

[feltmonkey]

54 minutes ago, Gabzy said:

I’ll take it! His left foot shot might actually go in

 

It did!