The Man Utd Thread

[Disgraced Toblerone]

On 18/02/2023 at 11:50, bowser123 said:

 

Option B

- a local lad fronting a planet harming, greenwashing business who intends to seek support from US banks and complete a leveraged buyout (hello 2005) with a football pedigree of running a thoroughly mediocre French football team. Of course the same local lad is also 70, holds a Chelsea season ticket and tried to buy Chelsea so I’m not 100% sold on his top red status either

 

 

Ratcliffe is a brexiter tory cunt, of course.

 

But.

 

Ineos also own my (even more mediocre than Nice) hometown team. 

 

As part of my job I had to follow deals and negociating things with them. They're quite reliable and, frankly, we can't complain.

 

Ratcliffe's still a poor excuse for a human being of course. 

[Gabzy]

Massive game tonight 😥 mix of excitement and terror

[5R7]

i actually forgot about this till just now!...but then i remembered

 

1 D De Gea

29 A Wan-Bissaka, 19 R Varane, 6, L Martínez, 23, L Shaw

18, Casemiro ,17, Fred

8 B Fernandes (c)27, W Weghorst, 25, J Sancho

10, M Rashford

 

Substitutes

2 V Lindelöf 5 H Maguire 12 T Malacia 15 M Sabitzer 20 D Dalot 21 A dos Santos 22 T Heaton28F Pellistri 36 A Elanga 39 S McTominay 49 A Garnacho Ferreyra 73 K Mainoo

[feltmonkey]

Antony fit enough for the bench as well. That's a bonus.

[feltmonkey]

Well, looks like the ref is shit.

[Gabzy]

Ahh ref’s been bought, 5 mins in and it’s clear as day. Fuck off.

[feltmonkey]

It's always a bad sign when you recognise the ref's face in a European match. You start wondering why you remember him.

 

 

[5R7]

this ref is fucking atrocious!

[Gabzy]

Right on cue. Yet that wasn’t a foul earlier on Rashford. We might as well go to bed, lads..

[Gabzy]

FUCK OFF ref

[feltmonkey]

I think Weghorst and Sancho need to come off at half time. Bring on Antony and Garnacho, and move Rashford and Bruno to nine and ten. I'd consider Sabitzer for Fred too.

[feltmonkey]

Fucking hell, Dave. Casemiro saved the entire tie with that tackle.

[Gabzy]

FRED WITH HIS RIGHT FOOT OMFG

[feltmonkey]

FREEEEDDDDD!!!  

[Seanfl9]

SHIN ROLLER!!!

[feltmonkey]

Just now, Gabzy said:

FRED WITH HIS RIGHT FOOT OMFG

 

On close inspection it wasn't his foot, it was his shin!  

[Gabzy]

EXACTLY what we needed right at the start of the second half.

 

Come on!!

[feltmonkey]

Credit to Fred though, that first touch was absolutely perfect. Not an easy one to control, either.

[Gabzy]

I actually can’t anymore. 🤐

[feltmonkey]

Fred is on an absolute tear. They can't cope with him. 

 

When he's like this it's like when you're playing in the park and someone's dog joins in and runs rings around everyone.

[Gabzy]

Sancho needs to come off. Asleep defensively, Too much of a liability. Think Garnacho would do better.

[bradigor]

Bruno Fernandes could have killed him there

[feltmonkey]

What's he done to his hair?

[Gabzy]

3 minutes ago, feltmonkey said:

Fred is on an absolute tear. They can't cope with him. 

 

When he's like this it's like when you're playing in the park and someone's dog joins in and runs rings around everyone.

Fred has been a maestro this second half! We desperately need another goal though.

[Gabzy]

Just now, feltmonkey said:

What's he done to his hair?

The Man Utd winger look 👱 

[Gabzy]

1 minute ago, bradigor said:

Bruno Fernandes could have killed him there

Wha?

[bradigor]

1 minute ago, Gabzy said:

Wha?

 

 

 

 

[Gabzy]

1 minute ago, bradigor said:

 

 

 

 

😂 I get it

[feltmonkey]

4 minutes ago, Gabzy said:

Fred has been a maestro this second half! We desperately need another goal though.

 

Yeah, we've wasted a lot of good positions. We're getting joy down our right flank, but we're not making it count.

[feltmonkey]

Antony!!!!