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Pixar's Lightyear - just to be clear, this isn’t Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on

Nick R

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Bo Peep was a comely young woman and not without prospects. Therefore it was heartbreaking to her mother that she would enter into marriage with Woody Pride, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition. When she died, it was not by his hands as her mother might have expected, but of smallpox. That was 1878.

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56 minutes ago, Timbuktu said:

Wouldn’t mind a gritty Pixar western called Woody in a few years either.


I hadn't thought of that, yeah that's totally going to happen isn't it.

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This is going to be a rip off of Buck Rogers, isn’t it?


Buzz Lightyear, a gulf war fighter pilot, now astronaut in 1995, tests a new light space capable ship, but after saying “to infinity… and beyond” before pressing that big red button, ends up in a wormhole and spends a year “marooned on this planet” (either an alternative universe earth, or earth in the future) trying to get his light space engine working again.


Meanwhile, back on earth in 1995, Buzz becomes a world hero, thought to be lost forever, the world grieves and kids everywhere buy a toy replica of him… only for Buzz to return in the year 2022, where his return is watched by a grown up Andy, clutching to his Buzz Lightyear toy, tears streaming down his eyes…


But honestly, it’s not this..




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