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Nintendo Direct 9th February 10pm UK time - unreasonable hopes and impossible expectations


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I, not entirely seriously in some cases, predict the following:

 

- Batman Arkham Collection release date

- Monster Hunter Sunbreak DLC release date

- Kirby and the Forgotten Land new footage

- Project Triangle details and an explanation for that name

- F ZERO*

- PILOTWINGS**
- Bayonetta 3 release date

- Nothing on Metroid Prime 4

- A brief talk about Pokémon Arceus “we would have made better graphics but you keep buying it anyway lol”

- Smash Fighter Pass 3 announcement “Sakurai is chained up in our basement, lol”

- endless disappointment 

 

 

 

*F Zero 64 on Switch online
** Pilotwings 64 on Switch online

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2 minutes ago, Luseth said:

I thought it wasnt until the 9th?

 

i wouldnt mind seeing something of a new fire emblem

For the love of everything holy please can Intelligent Systems work on a new Advance Wars game not YET ANOTHER BLOODY fire emblem 🤬

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15 minutes ago, Strafe said:

I, not entirely seriously in some cases, predict the following:

 

- F ZERO*

*F Zero 64 on Switch online
 

I'd be happy with this I think. The Virtual Console Wii version had a janky frame rate IIRC. Wouldn't mind giving it a quick blast.

 

/goes away and discovers that in order to play it I need a 12 month long membership for £35. Had thought I could just buy a month.

 

Never mind, I don't want it that much.

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New F-Zero!! Switch pro!! Zelda BotW pt.2 release date!!

 

 

 

44 minutes ago, Strafe said:

I, not entirely seriously in some cases, predict the following:

 

- Batman Arkham Collection release date

- Monster Hunter Sunbreak DLC release date

- Kirby and the Forgotten Land new footage

- Project Triangle details and an explanation for that name

- F ZERO*

- PILOTWINGS**
- Bayonetta 3 release date

- Nothing on Metroid Prime 4

- A brief talk about Pokémon Arceus “we would have made better graphics but you keep buying it anyway lol”

- Smash Fighter Pass 3 announcement “Sakurai is chained up in our basement, lol”

- endless disappointment 

 

 

 

*F Zero 64 on Switch online
** Pilotwings 64 on Switch online

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Keyboard Koala said:

Rumours seem to suggest a Mario Kart 9 reveal :o

Well, I guess they have sold a copy of 8 Deluxe to 40+ million people, might be slowing down a bit....... nah, no Kart 9 till the refresh happens, that game just prints money for old ( very good mind! ) rope 😛

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1 minute ago, Popo said:

This is it guys. Picture the scene:


Miyamoto appears on screen - “we hope you enjoyed the Direct, but just one more thing before we go. And to present it, a special guest.”

 

An excited energy fills the homes of every Nintendo fan across the globe - who could it be? PHIL HARRISON appears on screen. He’s wearing an oblong badge on his lapel that reads ‘RARE’

 

”Hi everybody - at Microsoft, we are pushing the boundaries of backwards compatibility every day. That’s why I’m delighted to announce the latest addition to the Nintendo Switch Online tonight. But I can’t do it alone. No. This announcement is too great to be delivered by just one man…”

 

The screen fades to black - a hushed awe fills the empty space as PIERCE BROSNAN enters from stage left, wearing a tuxedo and wielding a Walter PPK

 

”Yes game-fans, it’s me, 007, aka Bond James Bond. In 1997 we redefined first person shooters with Goldeneye - and in 2022, we’re going to do it all over again!”

 

He reaches inside his breast pocket and pulls something out - it’s an original Goldeneye N64 cartridge. Through an UNKNOWN POWER, it magically transforms into PURE DATA, and uploads itself to the Nintendo network

 

”Thats right friends”, chimes in Miyamoto, “Goldeneye for N64 is available to download - right now!”

 

All the Switches turn on and begin downloading the new game AUTOMATICALLY.

 

Miyamoto appears ten minutes in to announce the download has been delayed and the rest will be downloaded soon and to please watch for future announcements.

 

 

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Has Phil Harrison left Stadia? 

 

 

Moving on,

 

-Wind Waker HD this summer

-Xenoblade Chronicles 3 for people who are into that sort of thing

-Something about Fallguys

-Valheim for Switch but it's a cloud version

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Just now, bear said:

Has Phil Harrison left Stadia? 

 

 

Moving on,

 

-Wind Waker HD this summer

-Xenoblade Chronicles 3 for people who are into that sort of thing

-Something about Fallguys

-Valheim for Switch but it's a cloud version


Phil Harrison removes his mask - it was PHIL SPENCER all along

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Hooray, a new Nintendo Direct that will announce a slew of titles for Rllmuk to ignore, be underwhelmed by or whine that it’s stuck on low powered hardware. To then complain at the end of the year that nothing released on the system.

 

Can’t wait!

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1 hour ago, Ninja Doctor said:

I’m hoping for another random game character to be unveiled in a 39minute smash segment. 

 

Or they start patching characters out as their licenses expire, like how TAG Heuer is now gone from GT Sport.

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1 hour ago, bear said:

Has Phil Harrison left Stadia? 

 

 

Moving on,

 

-Wind Waker HD this summer

-Xenoblade Chronicles 3 for people who are into that sort of thing

-Something about Fallguys

-Valheim for Switch but it's a cloud version

This right here would make my day, week, month... infact, whole fucking year :wub:

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3 hours ago, Strafe said:

Project Triangle details and an explanation for that name

 

They already explained it. It's the weapon triangle like paper, scissors, stone.

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