World Cup Qatar 2022 - Desert Strike

[Stopharage]

Easy way to get over nerves is to agree that your kid can have 15 mates over to watch the game. Whilst you’re round your mate’s house. 
 

What could possibly go wrong? 

[Naysonymous]

GET IN! 

[Bucky]

LOL

[Fierce Poodle]

The hell was the goalie doing there?!

[Naysonymous]

I want to see the goal again because the Moroccan guy who lost the ball and then won it back looks like he caused half the Portugal side to switch off for a second and that’s all it took.  
 

Hope Morocco make it to half time 1-0 up so we get a second half where the stakes are very high. 

[Fierce Poodle]

Good to see Portugal getting in on the shithousery, must have been getting tips from Argentina 

[ryodi]

Bruno diving as usual, 

[Art Vandelay]

Bruno Fernandes is history’s greatest monster.

[spork]

I thought Portugal were meant to be good now that they dropped Ronaldo?

[Bucky]

It would be really sad to have a never ending supply of high definition footage of Ronaldo helplessly watching Portugal go out of the World Cup.  

 

Really. Sad.

[Fierce Poodle]

Amazing how these big scoring teams in the previous round now look utter dog shit.

[Ork1927]

Are England the only ‘big team’ that don’t roll around on the floor and piss and moan all game?

[Fierce Poodle]

I don’t think Japan do. Far too polite.

[Hamus]

So Portugal are actually rubbish, simply had one good match, and they were over hyped after that singular performance?

[Fierce Poodle]

Yes.

[Fierce Poodle]

Nice to see Ronaldo getting a little run out to keep his toes warm though.

[footle]

3 minutes ago, Hamus said:

So Portugal are actually rubbish, simply had one good match, and they were over hyped after that singular performance?

 

the only good team in the quarters (and hence the competition) are France. the rest all have their obvious weaknesses.

(well Brazil's only in hindsight, and Croatia only if you don't let them get to penalties)

[feltmonkey]

31 minutes ago, spork said:

I thought Portugal were meant to be good now that they dropped Ronaldo?

 

That's certainly the opinion I've been peddling.

[Ork1927]

I think there has been enough drama in the 1/4 finals so Morocco should just score another and win 2-0.

 

None of this late come back nonsense by the team that goes behind in this game.

[Bacon Horsemeat]

This match is the football equivalent of a walk through East Asian nature parks and the endless racket of Cicadas

[Naysonymous]

Morocco really need to stop affording Fernandes with so much space.  He’s really dangerous and it’s going to bite them. 

[Ork1927]

Come on 99th minute Ronaldo equaliser that then gets disallowed by VAR.

[Bacon Horsemeat]

Making that save must be the sweetest thing

[feltmonkey]

Brilliant save, that. It's the sort of thing that can inspire the rest of the team.

 

[Naysonymous]

Morocco’s back line is calmness personified.  

[Fierce Poodle]

It’s been a beautiful day for Bono.

[Windowlicker]

10 minutes ago, Ork1927 said:

Come on 99th minute Ronaldo equaliser that then gets disallowed by VAR.

Or he gets a red card for being a whiny little brat.

[feltmonkey]

Ooof chance for Ronaldo! Will he get another one?

[Bacon Horsemeat]

Oh shit

[Nick R]

Morocco red card! 😬