Joipaw - New Console For Dogs

[Gotters]

Well you can't make this up, there is a new console launching for our dog friends called Joipaw (I guess Xbone was already taken)

 

It's $50 down to get on the reservation list, which is always advisable for new machines as scalpers are bound to be out in force.

 

The inbuilt treat dispenser looks good and hopefully they have that IP locked down, it's the sort of thing Sega would look to license should they ever re-enter the hardware market.

 

It's quite a looker and seems to have taken inspiration from the Switch as can be un-docked for walkies. 

 

Eurogamer have further coverage here.

 

Hopefully there will be some games or ports coming over. Modern Pawfare, Good Boy & His Blob etc etc I know this is a pun thread in the making. 

 

 

 

[Qazimod]

Dog of War

Collar Duty

Year Walkies

[Thor]

Walkdogs. 

[Benny]

Clearly a gap in the market after the XBone was superseded.

[monkeydog]

Its not just games. It does video calls via the Zoomies app.

 

[deerokus]

Doom and Skyrim ports incoming.

[SeanR]

Can it run crysis?

[Popo]

Street Biter 2. 

[Mr. Gerbik]

Bark Souls 

[Made of Ghosts]

W.A.L.K.E.R.

[Lying Cat]

This is going to be perfect for the Street Fighter 6 dynamic control scheme. 

[deKay]

Theme Bark

[Benny]

10 minutes ago, Lying Cat said:

This is going to be perfect for the Street Fighter 6 dynamic control scheme. 

 

Call me a sadist, but I would absolutely love to see videos of people streaming their dog winning online matches against salty angry assholes.

[Siri]

Chow Chow Rocket

[Made of Ghosts]

40 minutes ago, Mr. Gerbik said:

Bark Souls 

 

With no paws button

[Keiths_Dad]

Shitzu Keeper

 

[deerokus]

Expect to see a lot of Walkies Simulators

[MarkN]

Colli Colli

 

(Approaching decent. I thought it would be a rich seam of puns, but most I've come up with so far are rubbish. That one I'm happy with).

 

[Yobo Ahoy]

Jazz Jackrussell

 

[Thor]

Red Setter Tycoon. 

[Alex W.]

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walkies

[Yobo Ahoy]

Doberman '93

[Thor]

The Secret of Mongrel Island. 

[schmojo]

Legacy of Canine: Soul Retriever

[shirubagan]

Is their mascot Lara Crufts ?

[James Lyon]

Metroid Winalot Prime

[SeanR]

PAL60 with marrowbone jelly

[deerokus]

Schnauzer's Fury.

[Jammy]

Border Terrier Lands

[NecroMorrius]

Commander Shepherd