The Game Awards 2022 - 12:30 a.m. GMT

[Broker]

Ooh a Forspoken demo

[Keyboard Koala]

And looking really impressive too!

[Sarlaccfood]

2 minutes ago, Benny said:

 

It's because there are lots of nice looking AA and indie games.

Yeah just feels like no filler this time. Even the ads are proper companies and not dodgy crypto or FTP games.

[Benny]

What the fucking hell a tagline is "Find your fight" anyway? What weak ass non descript non threatening shit is that.

[Broker]

I could murder a Wendy’s

[Benny]

OH FUCK the weeb shit has arrived

[Wiper]

Is... is every player in the Dune MMO supposed to be The Sleeper? Confusing narrative framing there.

[Broker]

1 minute ago, Benny said:

OH FUCK the weeb shit has arrived

My time to shine

[Keyboard Koala]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Hideous Kojima]

 

Oh fuck a female protagonist. In a Kojima game. This is going to be... unwieldy at best, isn't it

[Hideous Kojima]

VIsionary  I love MGS and Snatcher but if kojima is a visionary then I'm a dutchman.

[Keyboard Koala]

A... metal gear...? 

[Benny]

Lets hope it's less boring this time?

[Strafe]

BATSHIT

[Keyboard Koala]

Death Stranding X MGS X Splatoon ?

 

Let the speculating begin for the next 4 years or so.

[Hideous Kojima]

Watching Keighley suck up to his friend every year gets more cringe-inducing.

[Keyboard Koala]

[Wiper]

I really should go back and try to play a little more of Death Stranding.

[Benny]

I'm going to have a nap while I wait for the Elden Ring DLC

[Broker]

I feel like that was a relatively normal trailer for a Kojima game.

 

2 minutes ago, Hideous Kojima said:

VIsionary  I love MGS and Snatcher but if kojima is a visionary then I'm a dutchman.

Seriously?! Kojima creates completely unique games with a very distinct feel to them. 

[Hideous Kojima]

Just now, Wiper said:

I really should go back and try to play a little more of Death Stranding.

If you have to try then it's probably not very good.

[Hideous Kojima]

Just now, Broker said:

I feel like that was a relatively normal trailer for a Kojima game.

 

Seriously?! Kojima creates completely unique games with a very distinct feel to them. 

 

[Strafe]

An EA trailer that doesn’t tell you much. For a change. Think I heard Gina Torres though.

[Wiper]

Ah, Generics of Genericum. Looks exciting.

 

Edit: love that the plotless video of explosions is immediately followed by the narrative awards. Which had best go to Immortality or Elden Ring.

 

Edit2: Jesus Christ

[Broker]

Ah, the classic misjudged you’ll definitely care about our shit story filled with fantasy names you’ve never heard trailer. 

[Benny]

Immortals of Aveum had the most muted applause ever

 

The background "story" and the reveal shot was the most generic sci fi nonsense. You can just spot a 5/10 game a mile off.

[Broker]

Is god of war just going to win everything? Or are they just trying to remove the sting from Elden Ring winning game of the year?

[Strafe]

Oh great, another lengthy Ragnarok acceptance speech.

 

We’ll have a third game out of all these. 

[Benny]

Of course God of Crowd Pleaser wins best story.

 

I mean it's not like Immortality came out this year or anythi... OH wait

[Hideous Kojima]

Just now, Broker said:

Is god of war just going to win everything? Or are they just trying to remove the sting from Elden Ring winning game of the year?

It's almost like it's all a work.  The WWE of awards shows, if you will.