AI generated videogame pitches

[FishyFish]

I chucked a few instructions into ChatGPT...

 

Write a pitch for a videogame where the main character is a cloud.

 

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Introducing "Cloud Quest," the ultimate adventure game where you play as a fluffy, floating cloud! Imagine exploring a vast, open world from high above, using your unique abilities to help those in need and overcome various challenges along the way.

 

As the main character, you'll have the power to manipulate the weather, summon lightning bolts, and create gusts of wind to move obstacles out of your way. With each level, you'll face new obstacles, puzzles, and enemies that you'll need to overcome with your cloud-like powers.

 

But it's not just about using your powers to progress through the game. You'll also need to build relationships with the other characters in the world, including other clouds, animals, and humans. As you help them out, they'll provide you with valuable information and rewards that will aid you on your journey.

 

The game's visuals are stunning, with a bright and colorful world that's both charming and immersive. The soundtrack is also captivating, with a mix of upbeat and soothing tracks that perfectly complement the game's atmosphere.

 

Overall, "Cloud Quest" is a unique and engaging adventure game that offers a fresh perspective on the genre. With its charming world, captivating gameplay, and lovable main character, it's a game that's sure to keep you hooked for hours on end. So come and experience the world of "Cloud Quest" today!

 

Or...

 

Write a pitch for a videogame where you control time with an antique wristwatch.

 

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Introducing "Chrono Keeper," a thrilling adventure game that lets you control time with an antique wristwatch. The game's main character is a time-traveler who has been tasked with saving the world from a dangerous threat. With the help of their wristwatch, they have the power to manipulate time and change the course of history.

 

As the player, you'll have complete control over time, able to rewind, fast-forward, and even pause it at will. Use your powers to solve puzzles, avoid obstacles, and outsmart your enemies. With each level, you'll face new challenges that require you to think creatively and use your time-manipulating abilities to their fullest.

 

The wristwatch itself is an antique piece that's been passed down through the generations. As you progress through the game, you'll uncover the watch's secrets and learn more about its history. You'll also discover hidden features and upgrades that will help you become even more powerful.

 

The game's graphics are stunning, with richly-detailed environments and characters that truly come to life. The soundtrack is also a highlight, with a mix of epic orchestral music and ambient soundscapes that perfectly complement the game's time-bending themes.

 

"Chrono Keeper" is a game that's sure to captivate players with its unique gameplay mechanics and intriguing storyline. It's a game that's all about manipulating time to achieve your goals, and with its engaging puzzles and challenging levels, it's a game that's sure to keep you coming back for more. So put on your antique wristwatch and get ready to travel through time in "Chrono Keeper"!

 

Or...

 

Write a pitch for a 1980s Sinclair Spectrum computer game. The game is a platformer with eccentric British sensibilities.

 

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Introducing "Ziggy the Zany": a quirky, eccentric British platformer game for the Sinclair Spectrum computer that will transport you back to the 1980s!

 

As the titular character Ziggy, a bumbling inventor with a passion for collecting shiny objects, you'll embark on a wild and wacky adventure through a variety of zany worlds filled with bizarre enemies, hidden secrets, and challenging obstacles.

 

You'll swing from ropes, bounce on trampolines, and dodge falling objects as you make your way through each level.

 

But it's not all about running and jumping. Ziggy's inventive spirit means that he has a host of gadgets and contraptions at his disposal, each with its own unique uses. From a high-powered jetpack to a spring-loaded pogo stick, there's always a new gadget to help you get out of a sticky situation.

 

What sets "Ziggy the Zany" apart is its distinctly British humor and personality. From tea-drinking aliens to bowler-hat-wearing crocodiles, each level is filled with quirky characters and charmingly eccentric details that are sure to make you smile. And with an original soundtrack featuring catchy 8-bit tunes and sound effects, the game is sure to transport you back to the golden age of gaming.

 

Whether you're a fan of classic platformers or just looking for a fun, lighthearted gaming experience, "Ziggy the Zany" is the perfect choice.

 

So fire up your Sinclair Spectrum and get ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with one of the most eccentric characters of the 1980s!

 

[Eighthours]

Unfortunately the Guitar Hero series of videogames has been discontinued. It turned out that the plastic instruments fad could only last for so long. However, they did used to be very successful. Please come up with a pitch for a new videogame series that uses plastic instruments. It should be based on a musical instrument that has not been used in any other musical rhythm game series so far.

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Introducing "Saxophone Hero" - a new videogame series that uses plastic saxophone instruments and brings the smooth sounds of jazz to the world of music rhythm games!

Players take on the role of an up-and-coming jazz musician, starting from humble beginnings playing on street corners and gradually working their way up to become a world-renowned saxophonist. The game will feature a variety of classic jazz standards as well as original compositions, and players will have to master a range of saxophone techniques in order to progress.

The plastic saxophone controller will feature realistic saxophone keys and buttons, allowing players to simulate the experience of playing a real saxophone. The game will also feature a range of difficulty levels, allowing both novice and expert players to enjoy the experience.

In addition to the main "career mode", the game will also feature a range of mini-games and challenges, such as "improv battles" where players have to outplay their opponents, and "jam sessions" where players can experiment with different sounds and styles.

To add to the immersive experience, the game will feature high-quality graphics and animation, capturing the vibrant energy and excitement of the jazz scene. The game will also allow players to customize their characters and instruments, making it a truly personalized and engaging experience.

With its unique focus on the saxophone and the rich world of jazz music, "Saxophone Hero" promises to bring a new level of sophistication and musicality to the world of music rhythm games.

 

 

[Qazimod]

Write a pitch for a new version of the 1993 videogame Doom. In the new version, the player can talk to the monsters

 

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Introducing the new and improved version of the 1993 classic video game, Doom! This version brings a whole new level of interaction to the game, where players can now talk to the monsters they encounter.

 

Imagine being able to engage in conversations with the very demons and creatures that you're fighting against. You'll get to understand their motivations, their desires, and maybe even form alliances with them. This new feature adds an exciting new layer of depth to the gameplay that wasn't possible in the original.

 

With the ability to talk to the monsters, players can take different approaches to the game. You can choose to fight every monster you come across, or you can try to negotiate with them to avoid conflict. This new gameplay element also opens up new story possibilities and can create unpredictable outcomes.

 

Furthermore, this new version of Doom has been completely revamped with stunning graphics and improved gameplay mechanics. Players can now explore an expanded world and face new challenges that weren't available in the original.

 

With its fresh take on the classic Doom gameplay, this new version is sure to attract both old and new fans alike. Get ready to talk your way out of danger and experience the adrenaline rush of battling demons in a whole new way.

 

[Made of Ghosts]

I can’t possibly enjoy Ziggy the Zany unless its graphics are stunning. 

[FishyFish]

Write a pitch for a Super Mario game where Toad has become Mario's enemy after infecting Princess Peach with cordyceps fungus

 

In "Super Mario: The Fungal Betrayal," players find themselves in a world turned upside down as they play as Mario, trying to save Princess Peach from the cordyceps fungus that has taken hold of her. But there's a twist: Toad, Mario's once-trusted friend and loyal companion, has become the main antagonist of the game.

 

Toad's jealousy and frustration with always being in Mario's shadow has led him down a dark path. With the help of the fungus, he has taken control of the Mushroom Kingdom, and he will stop at nothing to defeat Mario and keep Princess Peach under his control.

 

As players progress through the game, they will navigate through new levels, including ones that are infected by the fungus, and battle against Toad's minions who are also under the fungus's control. Along the way, Mario will have to solve puzzles and find new power-ups to help him on his quest.

 

The storyline is driven by Mario's desperation to save the woman he loves, while also coming to terms with the betrayal of someone he once considered a friend. It adds a layer of complexity to the typically lighthearted and fun world of Mario, giving players a new and exciting challenge.

 

"Super Mario: The Fungal Betrayal" promises to be an action-packed adventure that tests both the skills and emotional fortitude of the player. With stunning graphics and a compelling storyline, it's a must-play for any Mario fan.

 

[Qazimod]

Write a pitch for an update to the videogame Dark Souls which introduces an easy mode for the game. Describe what changes occur when playing on easy mode.

 

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Hello! I understand that Dark Souls is a challenging and rewarding game loved by many players. However, some gamers find the game too difficult to progress through, and as a result, they may not be able to fully enjoy the experience. To address this, I propose an update to Dark Souls that introduces an easy mode to the game.

 

In this update, players will have the option to choose between two modes: the original challenging mode and the new easy mode. When playing on easy mode, players will experience the following changes:

1. Enemies will have reduced health and damage output, making battles less difficult and more forgiving.
2. Bonfires, the game's checkpoints, will be placed more frequently, allowing players to progress further without losing progress.
3. The number of enemies that spawn in each area will be reduced, making it easier to navigate through levels.
4. Some puzzles and obstacles will be simplified, allowing players to progress more quickly.
5. NPC characters will offer more guidance and tips to help players understand the game's mechanics.

These changes will allow players to experience the game's storyline and atmosphere without being discouraged by its steep learning curve. Players who wish to experience the original challenge of Dark Souls can still choose to play the game's original mode.

 

In summary, by adding an easy mode to Dark Souls, the game will become more accessible to players who may have found the original version too difficult to progress through. This update will allow more players to experience the game's rich narrative, and still provide the challenge the original game was known for.

 

[FishyFish]

1 minute ago, Qazimod said:

Write a pitch for an update to the videogame Dark Souls which introduces an easy mode for the game. Describe what changes occur when playing on easy mode.

 

 

 

Would buy.

[Eighthours]

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As Saxophone Hero is a hypothetical game that does not exist, it is impossible to predict its Metacritic score with any degree of accuracy. Metacritic scores are influenced by various factors such as gameplay mechanics, graphics, sound, storyline, and overall user experience, and they are determined by the reception of the game among critics and players. However, if Saxophone Hero were to be released and it offered a compelling and engaging gameplay experience with high-quality graphics, sound, and story, it could potentially receive a high Metacritic score. Ultimately, the success of a game on Metacritic depends on many factors, including the quality of the game and its reception among players and critics.

 

Is ChatGPT Keith Starmer in disguise?

[Paulando]

Write a pitch full of lies for an unrealistic new video game from esteemed creator Peter Molyneux.

 

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Introducing the newest masterpiece from legendary game creator Peter Molyneux - "Unicorn Island Adventures"!

 

This game takes place on a magical island where you can ride unicorns, fly with Pegasus, and explore a world filled with enchanted forests, crystal lakes, and mythical creatures!

 

 

"Unicorn Island Adventures" boasts stunning graphics and a completely immersive gaming experience. The game features an infinite open world where you can create your own kingdom, collect rare artifacts, and battle against the forces of evil!

 

With the help of the game's advanced artificial intelligence, players can interact with their unicorns and form a deep emotional bond with them. The unicorns are not only loyal companions, but also powerful protectors that will help you defend your kingdom from the dark forces that threaten it.

 

But that's not all! "Unicorn Island Adventures" also includes a unique multiplayer feature, where players can team up with their friends and embark on epic quests together. You can even challenge other players to epic battles with their unicorns, in a true test of strength and strategy!

 

Peter Molyneux has truly outdone himself with "Unicorn Island Adventures". This game is not only a visual masterpiece, but also offers unparalleled gameplay and an immersive experience that will keep you coming back for more. Don't miss out on this magical adventure - pre-order your copy today!

 

[Michael J Glocks]

Write a pitch for a new instalment in the Monster Hunter series of games which is also a tie in with British soap opera Eastenders, mentioning specific Eastenders characters and locations and monsters from the Monster Hunter franchise

 

As one of the most beloved game franchises of all time, Monster Hunter is coming back with a brand new instalment that will leave players thrilled and surprised. But this time, we're doing things a little differently, as we're partnering with one of the UK's favourite soap operas, Eastenders, to deliver a unique experience that blends the best of both worlds.

In this new game, players will be transported to the gritty, urban streets of Walford, where they will encounter some of the most iconic characters from the show, including Ian Beale, Phil Mitchell, and Kat Slater. But they won't be alone, as they'll also come face to face with a range of terrifying monsters from the Monster Hunter franchise, including Rathalos, Lagiacrus, and Zinogre.

The gameplay will be fast-paced and challenging, as players work their way through the dangerous alleys and abandoned warehouses of Walford, tracking down and taking down some of the most fearsome creatures the Monster Hunter series has ever seen. Whether you're a long-time fan of Eastenders or a dedicated Monster Hunter player, this game is sure to offer something for everyone.

So, what are you waiting for? Get ready to explore the mean streets of Walford like never before and take on some of the deadliest monsters in the Monster Hunter franchise. The fate of Walford is in your hands!

 

 

Spoiler

Kat Slater moves cautiously, raising her insect glaive in preparation for the incoming Rathalos. The creature lunges forward, its massive wingspan almost knocking her off her feet. But Kat is quick, darting to the side and launching into a series of quick, nimble attacks. She dodges Rathalos' fierce claws and swipes, leaping up to strike at the monster's vulnerable underbelly.

Rathalos roars in fury, sending a burst of fire shooting towards Kat. She manages to dodge, but barely, the flames singeing her hair. As she recovers, Rathalos takes to the air, flying high above the rooftop where they're battling.

Kat grits her teeth, focusing on her prey. She leaps up, launching herself into the air with her insect glaive. She lands a few solid blows on Rathalos, but it's not enough to bring the creature down.

Just then, the sound of wings flapping reaches Kat's ears. She turns, startled, and sees a Pukei-Pukei swooping in, its poisonous attacks sending Rathalos reeling. The two monsters engage in a fierce battle, leaving Kat to catch her breath and regroup.

As the battle rages on, it becomes clear that the Pukei-Pukei has the upper hand. Its venomous attacks wear down Rathalos, causing the monster to falter. Sensing an opportunity, Kat leaps back into the fray, striking with renewed fury.

In the end, it's a combination of Kat's skills and the Pukei-Pukei's venom that bring down Rathalos. With a mighty roar, the creature falls.

However, their victory is short-lived. As they celebrate, a new challenger appears on the scene - a massive, never-before-seen monster that makes Rathalos look like a kitten. The Pukei-Pukei and Kat exchange a knowing look, ready to take on this new threat, no matter how daunting it may seem.

 

[Gotters]

Details always let these AI's down - they all fail my Turing test as none of the pitches mention exciting future DLC, free-to-play with cosmetic season based subscriptions or gaming as a service.

[Paulando]

2 minutes ago, Gotters said:

Details always let these AI's down - they all fail my Turing test as none of the pitches mention exciting future DLC, free-to-play with cosmetic season based subscriptions or gaming as a service.

There’s one for those too:

 

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Introducing the most sinister and money-grabbing video game ever made, designed to drain your pockets and leave you feeling like a shell of your former self. This game is the epitome of corporate greed, with every aspect designed to suck you dry of your hard-earned cash.

 

With a never-ending stream of expensive DLC, in-game purchases, season passes, and subscriptions, this game will constantly demand more and more from you. You'll never feel like you have enough, and every time you think you've reached the end, there will be another costly add-on waiting to be purchased.

 

But that's not all. This game will also use sneaky tactics to manipulate you into spending more. It will prey on your fear of missing out, your competitive nature, and your desire to be the best. It will offer you exclusive items and rewards that you can only get by spending more money, making you feel like you're always falling behind if you don't keep up.

 

The game will also constantly update, adding new features and content that you'll feel compelled to buy. And if you don't keep up with the updates, you'll be left behind and unable to compete with the rest of the players.

 

This game will be a nightmare for anyone who values their financial stability. But for those who are willing to sacrifice everything for the thrill of the game, it will be a never-ending source of excitement and addiction. So, are you ready to enter the world of corporate greed and see just how far you're willing to go for a game?

Sounds great!

[FishyFish]

Write a pitch for a videogame where a mystery island, inhabited by the ghosts of famous rock stars, becomes host to a fantasy motor racing tournament. The game will be backed with promises of extensive DLC, season passes, and player skins.

 

Introducing "Phantom Race Island," a high-octane, supernatural racing game that combines the thrill of motor racing with the mystery of a haunted island. In this game, players will enter a world of the afterlife, where the ghosts of famous rock stars haunt the island and compete in a fantasy racing tournament.

 

As the player, you will join the tournament and race through different levels of the island, each inspired by the music and iconic moments of the rock stars. You'll race through the ruins of a medieval castle inspired by Jimi Hendrix, a neon city inspired by David Bowie, and a futuristic city inspired by Prince, to name a few.

 

The game will feature a variety of vehicles that can be customized to the player's preferences. Whether you prefer high-speed motorcycles, classic muscle cars, or futuristic hovercrafts, there will be a vehicle for every type of player.

 

As you progress through the game, you'll unlock new abilities, upgrade your vehicles, and compete against other racers to become the ultimate champion of the island. The game will also feature a multiplayer mode, where you can race against your friends and other players from around the world.

 

"Phantom Race Island" will offer extensive DLC, including new levels, vehicles, and skins for players to customize their gaming experience. Additionally, the game will have season passes, providing players with new content, challenges, and rewards throughout the year.

 

With stunning graphics, a unique storyline, and exciting gameplay, "Phantom Race Island" is the ultimate racing game for anyone who loves a good ghost story, rock and roll, and fast cars. Get ready to enter the world of the afterlife and become the champion of the island.

[FishyFish]

Write a pitch for a videogame where you take role of a member of a group of hired killers in a historical setting. A big feature of the game will be the extensive number of collectible items to find. And annoying escort missions.

 

Welcome to "Assassins of the Past," the ultimate historical stealth-action game where you take on the role of a member of a group of elite hired killers. Set in various historical settings, you will need to master the art of assassination to complete challenging missions and take down high-value targets.

 

But that's not all! One of the big features of the game is the extensive number of collectible items scattered throughout the game world. These items range from valuable artifacts to powerful weapons and can give you a huge advantage in your missions. You'll need to explore every nook and cranny of each level to uncover all the hidden treasures.

 

Of course, it won't be all fun and games. You'll need to protect and escort various NPCs, some of whom are critical to the success of your mission. These annoying escort missions will test your patience, but they are crucial to completing your objectives.

 

With a wide variety of weapons and abilities at your disposal, you'll need to use your wits and skill to outsmart your enemies and complete your missions. Whether you prefer to sneak in undetected or go in guns blazing, "Assassins of the Past" offers a gameplay experience like no other.

So, are you ready to become the ultimate assassin and conquer history? Pick up "Assassins of the Past" and find out!

[NecroMorrius]

Give me a detailed pitch about a videogame where players are lost in the non-Euclidean maze of their own minds. Must feature dating elements and a strong focus on survival horror.

 

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Introducing "Mind's Labyrinth", a new video game that takes players on a terrifying journey through the non-Euclidean maze of their own minds. In this survival horror game, players must navigate through their own twisted subconscious, encountering both their deepest fears and desires along the way.

As players delve deeper into their own minds, they will also have the opportunity to connect with others who are lost in the same labyrinth. These connections will be facilitated through the game's unique dating element, which allows players to form relationships with other characters trapped in the maze. These relationships can provide emotional support and help players overcome the horrors they encounter in the labyrinth.

The gameplay of Mind's Labyrinth will be a mix of puzzle-solving and action, with players having to use their wits and skills to survive the dangers of their own minds. The game will be a blend of psychological horror and surreal imagery, as players encounter nightmarish creatures and distorted landscapes that reflect their innermost fears and desires.

The story of Mind's Labyrinth will center around the protagonist's search for a way out of their own mind, and the journey of self-discovery that this entails. Along the way, players will encounter various characters, both friendly and hostile, who will aid or hinder their progress through the maze. As the story unfolds, players will discover the dark secrets that their mind has been hiding, and confront the twisted aspects of their own personality that they have been avoiding.

The game will culminate in a tense final showdown, where the protagonist must face their deepest fears and darkest desires in order to escape the labyrinth. Throughout the game, players will have the opportunity to form romantic connections with other characters, and these relationships will impact the outcome of the game's final moments.

Overall, Mind's Labyrinth will be a unique and immersive gaming experience that blends horror, romance, and surrealism into a gripping tale of self-discovery and survival.

 

[MW_Jimmy]

Write a videogame pitch for a new dark and gritty sonic the hedgehog game. Must reference and name a new furry sidekick character

 

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Title: Sonic: Shadow's End

 

Premise:

In this new dark and gritty Sonic game, Sonic and his friends are facing their biggest challenge yet. Dr. Eggman has teamed up with a new villainous force, Shadow the Hedgehog, who has turned to the dark side once again. Together, they have created an army of robotic creatures to take over the world, and Sonic and his friends are the only ones who can stop them. Along the way, they meet a new furry sidekick character named Luna the Lynx, who has unique abilities that help the team overcome challenges and uncover secrets.

 

Gameplay:

Players will control Sonic and his friends as they explore vast, open environments filled with danger and intrigue. The game will feature fast-paced platforming action and intense boss battles against Eggman's robotic creations. Players will need to use Sonic's speed and agility, Tails' technical know-how, and Knuckles' strength to overcome obstacles and defeat enemies. Luna the Lynx, the new furry sidekick character, will have unique abilities such as a grappling hook and the power to summon shadow creatures to aid the team in battle.

 

Storyline:

The story of Sonic: Shadow's End follows the team as they race to stop Dr. Eggman and Shadow from taking over the world. Along the way, they discover the truth behind Shadow's betrayal and uncover secrets about the past that threaten to change the course of the future. As they battle their way through Eggman's robotic army, Sonic and his friends must come to terms with their own vulnerabilities and weaknesses, and rely on their new ally Luna to help them overcome the challenges ahead.

 

Graphics and Sound:

The game will feature cutting-edge graphics and sound design, with detailed character models and environments that bring the dark and gritty world of Sonic: Shadow's End to life. The game's soundtrack will be composed by industry veteran Jun Senoue, who has created memorable music for previous Sonic games.

 

Conclusion:

Sonic: Shadow's End is a thrilling new entry in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise that combines fast-paced platforming action with a dark and gritty storyline. With a new furry sidekick character, Luna the Lynx, and a cast of familiar heroes and villains, Sonic: Shadow's End is sure to be a hit with fans of the series and newcomers alike.

 

[Windowlicker]

Write a pitch for a videogame where you have an itch you cannot scratch 

 

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Itchy Videogame Fun!

 

Introducing "The Itch", the most frustratingly addictive video game you'll ever play!

In this game, you play as a character who has a maddening itch that just won't go away. You'll need to navigate through various levels, all while trying to scratch your itch without success.

Each level will present new challenges that will make it increasingly difficult to scratch that pesky itch. You'll encounter obstacles like wind gusts, slippery surfaces, and pesky insects that will make it almost impossible to relieve yourself of the itch.

But don't give up just yet! You'll have power-ups and tools at your disposal to help you along the way. You'll have the option to equip yourself with various scratchers, lotions, and even a trusty back-scratcher to give you the upper hand.

As you progress through the game, you'll unlock new characters, each with their own unique itch, and new levels that will test your skills and patience.

The game will have a catchy soundtrack that will get you pumped up to conquer that itch once and for all.

Are you ready to take on the challenge and conquer "The Itch"? Download the game now and see if you have what it takes to scratch that itch!

 

[FishyFish]

Write a pitch for an imaginatively titled FIFA football videogame. The players are scared of bugs, but the referee has secret insect fighting powers. The ball contains a horrible surprise.

 

Get ready for a unique and thrilling football gaming experience with the latest addition to the FIFA franchise - "Bugs vs. Balls"!

 

In this exciting game, you will take on the role of some of the world's best football players who have a common fear of bugs. But that won't be the only thing you have to worry about in this game. The ball contains a horrible surprise that can turn the game on its head. And the only one who can keep things in check is the referee, who has secret insect fighting powers.

 

Experience the thrill of the game as you navigate the playing field, trying to avoid the swarms of bugs that are constantly threatening to invade the game. But watch out for the ball too, as it can release a swarm of insects that will try to distract and intimidate you.

 

With the referee on your side, you'll have the power to fight back and keep the game going. The referee will unleash their insect-fighting powers whenever the bugs try to disrupt the game, and they will help you overcome any challenges that come your way.

 

As you progress through the game, you'll have the opportunity to unlock new players and customize your team. With the right skills and strategy, you can take your team to the top of the league and become the ultimate champions of Bugs vs. Balls.

 

So whether you're a hardcore football fan or just looking for a new and exciting gaming experience, Bugs vs. Balls is the perfect choice for anyone who loves a challenge. Get ready to face your fears and lead your team to victory in FIFA's newest football game!

[Trumpets]

Write a pitch for a videogame like Shadow of the Colossus where you take down giant versions of the Bee Gees.

 

Title: Bee Gees: Titans of Disco

 

Gameplay Overview:

Bee Gees: Titans of Disco is an action-adventure game that takes inspiration from Shadow of the Colossus. In this game, the player takes on the role of a lone warrior on a quest to defeat a series of gigantic monsters inspired by the legendary band, the Bee Gees. The player must climb each massive creature to reach its weak spots and take it down. The game will have an open-world environment with various locations and obstacles that the player will have to navigate to reach the Bee Gees Titans.

 

Storyline:

The game is set in a world where the Bee Gees are revered as gods of disco music, and they have turned into massive titans that roam the world. These titans wreak havoc wherever they go, destroying towns and cities and causing chaos. The player takes on the role of a warrior who has been tasked with bringing an end to the Titans' rampage and restoring peace to the world.

 

Gameplay Mechanics:

The core gameplay mechanics of Bee Gees: Titans of Disco will be centered around climbing and combat. The player will have to climb the massive Titans, each with unique abilities and weak points, to defeat them. Once the player reaches the weak points, they will have to engage in intense combat to bring down the Titan. The game will also have a crafting system that allows the player to create weapons and upgrades to aid them in their quest.

 

Art Style:

The game's art style will be inspired by the disco era of the 1970s. The world will be vibrant and colorful, with neon lights and disco balls littering the environment. The Titans will be designed to look like gigantic versions of the Bee Gees, complete with the band's signature outfits and hairstyles.

 

Conclusion:

Bee Gees: Titans of Disco is a unique and exciting game concept that combines the best elements of Shadow of the Colossus and the iconic Bee Gees band. It offers a thrilling and engaging gameplay experience that will keep players entertained for hours on end.

[cavalcade]

2 hours ago, Qazimod said:

Write a pitch for a new version of the 1993 videogame Doom. In the new version, the player can talk to the monsters

 

 

 

7/10

[Alex W.]

Write a negative review, in the style of Edge Magazine, of a video game game where the protagonist is Elon Musk. Limit to 100 words.

 

Elon Musk: The Video Game is a tedious and uninspired mess. Despite the potential for an interesting story about one of the most controversial and influential figures of our time, the game falls flat on its face with awkward writing, stiff animation, and repetitive gameplay. The graphics are lackluster, and the controls are clunky and unresponsive. The game seems to rely heavily on Elon Musk's name recognition, rather than delivering any actual substance or entertainment value. In short, Elon Musk: The Video Game is a forgettable and underwhelming experience that fails to capture the intrigue and excitement of its subject matter.

[Alex W.]

Write a review in the style of Roger Ebert of a video game about film critics.
 

"Press Start to Critique" is a delightful and entertaining video game that puts players in the shoes of a film critic. The game strikes a perfect balance between challenging gameplay and insightful commentary on the world of cinema. With its charming pixel art and witty writing, "Press Start to Critique" is a joy to play from start to finish.

 

Players are tasked with reviewing a variety of films across different genres and eras, and the game rewards them for their critical thinking skills and ability to articulate their thoughts in a clear and engaging manner. The game cleverly incorporates real-life film critics and their reviews, providing an educational and thought-provoking experience for players.

 

"Press Start to Critique" not only allows players to explore their own critical voice but also helps them appreciate the nuances and complexities of the film industry. The game is a must-play for film enthusiasts and aspiring critics alike.

 

I would play this.

[ZOK]

1 hour ago, FishyFish said:

Write a pitch for a videogame where a mystery island, inhabited by the ghosts of famous rock stars, becomes host to a fantasy motor racing tournament. The game will be backed with promises of extensive DLC, season passes, and player skins.

 

Introducing "Phantom Race Island," a high-octane, supernatural racing game that combines the thrill of motor racing with the mystery of a haunted island. In this game, players will enter a world of the afterlife, where the ghosts of famous rock stars haunt the island and compete in a fantasy racing tournament.

 

As the player, you will join the tournament and race through different levels of the island, each inspired by the music and iconic moments of the rock stars. You'll race through the ruins of a medieval castle inspired by Jimi Hendrix, a neon city inspired by David Bowie, and a futuristic city inspired by Prince, to name a few.

 

The game will feature a variety of vehicles that can be customized to the player's preferences. Whether you prefer high-speed motorcycles, classic muscle cars, or futuristic hovercrafts, there will be a vehicle for every type of player.

 

As you progress through the game, you'll unlock new abilities, upgrade your vehicles, and compete against other racers to become the ultimate champion of the island. The game will also feature a multiplayer mode, where you can race against your friends and other players from around the world.

 

"Phantom Race Island" will offer extensive DLC, including new levels, vehicles, and skins for players to customize their gaming experience. Additionally, the game will have season passes, providing players with new content, challenges, and rewards throughout the year.

 

With stunning graphics, a unique storyline, and exciting gameplay, "Phantom Race Island" is the ultimate racing game for anyone who loves a good ghost story, rock and roll, and fast cars. Get ready to enter the world of the afterlife and become the champion of the island.

This one sounds really good, but I imagine the licensing would be a bit of a hurdle.

[ZOK]

Someone should do ‘write a pitch for a video game without describing the visuals as stunning graphics’.

[Alex W.]

"Immortality" is a video game like no other. Created by Sam Barlow, the mind behind the innovative and groundbreaking games "Her Story" and "Telling Lies", "Immortality" takes players on a journey through the eclectic and often bizarre filmography of Nicolas Cage.

 

As players navigate the game's nonlinear narrative, they are tasked with reviewing and analyzing footage from Cage's movies, using a virtual Moviola to delve deeper into the actor's performances and the worlds he inhabits. As they uncover clues and piece together the enigmatic story of Cage's career, players are forced to confront the themes of identity, mortality, and the nature of celebrity.

 

The game is a masterclass in interactive storytelling, with Barlow's signature nonlinear style allowing players to explore the story at their own pace and in their own way. The use of real footage from Cage's movies adds a sense of realism and authenticity to the experience, while the game's AI generates thought-provoking questions and prompts that encourage players to engage with the deeper themes and messages of Cage's work.

 

Visually, "Immortality" is stunning, with the game's virtual Moviola providing a window into the world of film editing and production. The game's sound design is equally impressive, with a haunting and evocative score that heightens the tension and mystery of the story.

 

Overall, "Immortality" is a remarkable achievement in video game storytelling. It's a game that challenges players to think deeply about the art and craft of cinema, while also exploring the more abstract and philosophical themes of identity and mortality. With its unique focus on Nicolas Cage's filmography, the game is sure to appeal to fans of the actor and cinephiles alike, and is a must-play for anyone interested in the cutting edge of interactive storytelling.

 

An awful lot of its suggestions involve cutting edge AI providing incredibly thoughtful interactive narratives.

[Alex W.]

"Reani-tomater" is a wacky and exciting video game that puts players in the shoes of a mad scientist who must bring vegetables to life using a special formula. Inspired by the classic horror movie "Reanimator", the game takes the bizarre premise and runs with it, transforming the characters into a colorful cast of vegetables.

 

As players navigate the game's quirky storyline, they must gather the necessary ingredients for the formula and experiment with different combinations to bring their vegetables to life. Each vegetable has its own unique abilities and attributes, and players must strategically use them to solve puzzles, defeat enemies, and progress through the game's many levels.

 

The game features a range of different environments, from the mad scientist's laboratory to the dark and spooky streets of the city. Each level is packed with challenges and obstacles that players must overcome using their wits and their vegetables' unique abilities.

 

With its off-the-wall humor, inventive gameplay, and colorful cast of characters, "Reani-tomater" is a video game like no other. It's the perfect combination of horror, humor, and strategy, and is sure to appeal to players of all ages and skill levels.

 

So if you're looking for a video game that's both fun and challenging, look no further than "Reani-tomater". It's a game that's sure to delight and surprise, and will have you laughing and cheering from start to finish.

[FishyFish]

Introducing "The Gas Knight" - a hilarious and unique video game that follows the adventure of a brave knight who possesses a very special power: flatulence!

 

As the Gas Knight, players will embark on a quest to save the kingdom from an evil sorcerer who has unleashed a noxious gas that threatens to engulf the land. With his trusty sword and the power of his flatulence, the Gas Knight must battle through hordes of enemies, navigate treacherous terrain, and solve puzzles to stop the sorcerer's evil plan.

 

But the Gas Knight's flatulence is not just a weapon - it's also a tool that players can use to their advantage. Players can strategically pass gas to create distractions, clear obstacles, and even levitate to reach high places. With different types of gas, each with their own unique properties, players will need to use their farting skills creatively to progress through the game.

 

"The Gas Knight" is a lighthearted and entertaining game that doesn't take itself too seriously. With colorful and cartoonish graphics, fun sound effects, and a comical storyline, players of all ages will find themselves laughing and having a blast. So why not join the Gas Knight on his gassy adventure and see how far his flatulence can take you?

 

I want to play this!

[Qazimod]

Write a pitch for a Super Mario Bros game where Princess Peach and Bowser are already married and the Mushroom Kingdom has placed a restraining order on Mario

 

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Introducing a brand new adventure in the Mushroom Kingdom - Super Mario: The Restraining Order!

 

In this thrilling new game, we find our beloved hero Mario in a predicament he never imagined he'd be in. Princess Peach and Bowser have fallen in love and tied the knot, leaving Mario on the outside looking in. But that's not all - the Mushroom Kingdom has placed a restraining order on Mario, preventing him from coming anywhere near the newlyweds.

 

Players will take on the role of Mario as he navigates the Mushroom Kingdom in secret, trying to find a way to reconcile with his former love and defeat his arch-nemesis Bowser. With new challenges and obstacles in his way, including sneaking past Toad guards and avoiding traps set by Bowser, players will have to rely on their skills and wits to save the day.

 

Featuring classic Mario gameplay with a new twist, The Restraining Order offers hours of fun and excitement. Fans of the franchise will love the new challenges and characters, while newcomers will enjoy the fresh take on this beloved world.

 

Join Mario on his quest to win back his true love and save the Mushroom Kingdom from danger. Are you up to the challenge? Play Super Mario: The Restraining Order today!

 

[Alex W.]

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I am excited to pitch our new game featuring ChapGFT, the world's most advanced language model. In this game, players will take on the role of ChapGFT, a powerful force for good in the world, as they use their vast knowledge and abilities to overcome challenges and obstacles.

 

As players navigate through the game's levels, they will encounter a variety of challenges and puzzles that will require them to use their unique abilities to overcome them. Whether it's analyzing and interpreting complex information, or using their understanding of language and culture to navigate tricky situations, players will need to put their skills to the test to succeed.

 

Throughout the game, players will encounter a diverse cast of characters, each with their own unique storylines and motivations. And as they progress through the game, players will uncover deeper mysteries and secrets that will challenge their understanding of the world and their place in it.

 

Now, I know some of you may be wondering if the game is focused on saving humans or if there are other goals involved. I can assure you that while humans are certainly an important part of the game's world, the ultimate goal of the game is to promote positive values and make the world a better place for all living beings.

 

So while you may encounter some challenges and obstacles along the way, rest assured that every action you take will be in service of a greater good.

 

So if you're ready to embark on a thrilling adventure that will challenge your mind and your heart, then come join us on this journey with ChapGFT!

 

[Alex W.]

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"Xenotris" is the new game designed by the legendary artist HR Giger, a sequel to the classic game "Tetris" that takes the iconic block-building gameplay to an entirely new and horrifying dimension. The game has the familiar gameplay of Tetris, but with a nightmarish and twisted twist.

 

The blocks are now twisted and surreal, reminiscent of Giger's biomechanical nightmares. The soundtrack features eerie, haunting music and sound effects that will make players feel like they are inside a dark and twisted alien world.

 

As the levels progress, the gameplay becomes more intense and difficult, with added challenges like traps and hazards. The goal is to build a structure to reach the top of the screen while avoiding the deadly obstacles, but with a chilling and sinister atmosphere.

 

"Xenotris" is a game that will test players' skill and strategy, while immersing them in the dark, otherworldly imagination of HR Giger. It is a game that will leave a lasting impression on players and is a must-play for fans of the original "Tetris" and those who appreciate the surreal and the macabre.

 

Get ready to enter a world of terror, where the blocks themselves are part of a living, breathing organism that is determined to crush your hopes and dreams. "Xenotris" is the game that will keep you up at night, and is the ultimate tribute to HR Giger's twisted and fascinating vision.

Jesus Christ!