What do you like to kill?

[Spectre]

Over my many years of gaming (cough), I seem to have killed most things that have walked or crawled. Although there's nothing quite like walking through a door in Halo, coming face to face with an Elite and bashing him over the head with the butt of your gun, "get out of my way!", there's one kill I always get somekind of strange, perverse pleasure out of, you may of guessed it, I'm not 100% sure:

GERMANS!!!

[Judas]

When playing games such as Hitman and GTA I came to the conclusion that I mostly enjoy killing innocent civilians. The same goes for Deus Ex 1. When killing all the civilians I nearly got a boner. Sick but true.

[Cyhwuhx]

.::: Evil mushrooms who betrayed their kingdom.

[kev]

When playing games such as Hitman and GTA I came to the conclusion that I mostly enjoy killing innocent civilians. The same goes for Deus Ex 1. When killing all the civilians I nearly got a boner. Sick but true.

dude, thats fucked up.

i like killing the gays on gta 3. their voices just make me want to kill them!

[Scarbir]

I'd rather make pictures of them, it delivers some real good money. And when I photograph that fat pig, it starts to wave. Brilliant!

[Judas]

dude, thats fucked up.

i like killing the gays on gta 3. their voices just make me want to kill them!

Yes killing the sailors "in the navy" with a basebal bat was quite a pleasure.

Also picking up prostitutes, having my way with them and then killing them and taking their money was equally funny. It also made me feal good about myself.

[Professor Puzzles]

My Mum's a gay German sailor you fucking insensitive bastards!!

[kev]

My Mum's a gay German sailor you fucking insensitive bastards!!

well if she was a videogame character, she'd be a dead gay german sailor

[Jack]

Olga Flow.

[Badger]

Everything must die.

Even innocent animals

[Judas]

Everything must die.

Even innocent animals

Thats the spirit! We should all find some online game we could play together and "flipp out".

[Spectre]

well if she was a videogame character, she'd be a dead gay german sailor

[Kelthink]

Lara Croft.

"Eeeeeeeeeee!" Splat.

[Professor Puzzles]

Well Mr Kev, I cannot fault your impeccable logic.

Personally, I have an all-inclusive policy on killing things. If it gets in my way, it won't be breathing for much longer.

This is why I haven't learned to drive.

[Professor Puzzles]

Just to note that the above reply relates only to videogames of course. I wouldn't REALLY kill anything that got in my way. A-hah-hah-HAAAA.

[RaoulSilva]

The Russians in GoldenEye. I toy with them first though, usually shooting them in the arse.

Also the grunts in Halo, though when I hit them in the arse it seems more accidental.

[ianinthefuture]

Lara Croft.

"Eeeeeeeeeee!" Splat.

Drowning her is the way to go.

[scruffycat]

The scientists in Half Life, they are just too trusting. Get them to follow you into a room filled with beasties and run. Or just shoot them in the back of the head as they babble on.

[ianinthefuture]

The scientists in Half Life, they are just too trusting. Get them to follow you into a room filled with beasties and run. Or just shoot them in the back of the head as they babble on.

Shoot? Pah!

Crowbar all the way!

[Fry Crayola]

I liked what my Physics teacher did (we used to spend most classes helping him finish Half Life rather than learning anything).

In the room with the huge rotating blades (can't remember where), he led a scientist there, shot the ground beside him causing the hapless duffer to sprint to decapitation.

You've got to laugh.

[scruffycat]

Crowbar all the way!

Nooo, they are way to umm... dangerous for that you need the Magnum for a close up head shot or a grenade.

[Alexlotl]

Anything that's about 200 times larger than my player character. Metroid, Pikmin and Zelda were all good for this.

Failing that, you can't beat a good robotic animal, like the giant gorilla on Level 2 of Strider. Or those gooseneck helicopter things in Silkworm. It's a familiar shape, so it doesn't feel too fantastical, but it's not fluffy and full of blood, so it's guilt-free.

Cloney

Who broke his axe trying to smash the shit out of Gracie's car in Animal Crossing this morning, while shouting "This is what happens, Gracie, when you fuck a stranger in the ASS!"

[the_debaser]

Killing a realistic looking human adversary is far more pleasurable than killing anything non-human, be it animal or alien.

[Pob]

I always try to avoid innocents in GTA and say "sorry!" when I accidentally get one.

In fact, I always feel guilty when I kill innocents in any game - Hitman 2, Deus Ex, Half Life.

Am I complete pansy?

[Spectre]

Killing a realistic looking human adversary is far more pleasurable than killing anything non-human, be it animal or alien.

Good! Back to Germans again.

[Uxorious]

I don’t like killing humans in games, because it ironically knocks me out of the game world. I realise it’s just a game. I hate shooting a human in the head and for him to keep on fighting, as in RTCW. It just shatters the illusion. I’ve been brought up knowing that aliens take a lot of shots to kill, so that’s fine. Give me aliens and funny creatures to kill! Keep it real.

[patriot]

i like killing the soldiers in half-life. they just have alot of skill and the battle seems honourable. so if they kill me it was a good death. i never kill the innocents. it's too easy.

[TheSlugFormerlyKnownAsNap]

I prefer to shoot arabs.

[Alan Stock]

I like killing robots and mechs. Normally killing those kind of enemies is really satisfying.

I point you to Metal Arms as a good recent example.

[scruffycat]

I do kind of know what you mean Patriot, my wife once walked in while I was despatching a Scientist. I'd shot him in the leg first and was about to shoot him in the head. It felt like I had been caught watching porn or something.