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Dracula looked like a slightly pissed celebrity hairdresser.

This description is spot on. The attempts at Eastern European accents by some of the actors are simply hilarious.

I can't decide whether this movie is worse than The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen or not. There's little between them.

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This description is spot on. The attempts at Eastern European accents by some of the actors are simply hilarious.

I can't decide whether this movie is worse than The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen or not. There's little between them.

You realise it's a pisstake? And a very good one at that.

This must be one of the most misunderstood films of all time. It's brilliant.

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You realise it's a pisstake?

No, I don't, and I'm not entirely convinced I've misunderstood it either. I will admit I wasn't paying attention to the whole of the film but the bits I did see just seemed absolutely shit.

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Bloody hell; this thread caused some confusion for me just now. I knew I'd heard of Van Helsing, but I couldn't for the life of me remember what on earth it was. Then I remembered I'd seen Van Helsing, but I still couldn't remember what it was about. It was only through looking it up on IMDB and reading the plot synopsis and trawling for some screenshots that I can actually place that I have definitely watched it.

Not one that stands the test of time.

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