Big Brother 5

[Tlojan Clowbawr]

The article might well be true, they certainly didn't show us everything. If it's lies, could he sue them when he comes out? There's a similar article about Emma's violent past and drug abuse in the Sunday People apparently.

This is the first time the knife has been mentioned, and if he had then I'm pretty sure it would have been mentioned by the others, rather than him pushing Nadia which is all they ever said.

[DC Lemon]

Victor hasn't been kicked out because he's a plant

Look, women tell me these things. Shut up. And no jokes about Victor being any of various photosynthetic, eukaryotic, multicellular organisms of the kingdom Plantae characteristically producing embryos, containing chloroplasts, having cellulose cell walls, and lacking the power of locomotion, you cunts.

[zorse]

Victor did happen to have a knife in his hand when the argument started (he was making toast or something beforehand) but I assume it was removed by another housemate when things got heated. But he was holding it when they were arguing.

[KRP]

The papers just hate him - Victor - because he's black.

[masterhand]

At the start of the fight it was quite clear fromn the footage that Victor was trying to stop the fight.

I think that NOTW article is full of biast shit.

Now is this series of BB going to run the full ten weeks? I think that the "Evil BB" angle has just worked against the show this year and the housemates all know too much from previous years series to go into the show with a positive mind.

Every one of them is false in some way.

[SuperCat]

What pisses me off is now the whole 'Evil' thing will be dropped or toned down to tame their emotions. They created this situation and now there's a backlash they cave in. No task this week, no evictions, they've been given games to play, etc. It's going to become boring now, IMO. Especially without Emma.

And all this crap about Victor from the NOTW makes me sick to my stomach - even if it WERE true, the way they write about it is just so vile. I hate that tabloid.

[Comrade]

I'm sure that if Vicor actually threatened Emma with a knife then the house would be talking about it loads.

[No Control]

My comment about Scottish people being aggresive when drunk was only a joke. Sorry if I offended anyone.

[Lasers are brilliant]

if victor was the dangerous mentalist, why is he still in the house wheras emma went home?

[Tzigone]

Surely if Victor threatened Emma with a knife he would have been booted out straight away. The Suns coverage the day before wasn't much better, extremely biased and factually incorrect but hey, if it sells papers who cares.

[Dukesy]

Surely if Victor threatened Emma with a knife he would have been booted out straight away. The Suns coverage the day before wasn't much better, extremely biased and factually incorrect but hey, if it sells papers who cares.

he would be gone straight away, it happened in the US version.

[Sabreman]

At least tonight's psychology show should be interesting.

[Caleb Newcastle]

he would be gone straight away, it happened in the US version.

But in the US version the guy held a knife to someones throat.

According to the NotW Victor was just making toast... by that logic he was threatening someone with a butter knife...

[Luke]

That NOWT article sounds like a load of arse, I can't believe anyone can read such crap, even if it is true it reads like shite.

There's also a lot of it that doesn't match up at all with clips I've seen or things other people have said.

I hope he sues them when he comes out.

[Popo]

Has Big Brother told the housemates that Emma shall not be returning?

[Tlojan Clowbawr]

Oh god, if they don't start winding them all up again this is going to turn shit.

I hope this niceness doesn't last.

[Popo]

Oh they've just been told.

[M.M.S]

I could never get my head around this one puzzle in life: men getting raped by women. But having seen how fucking limp and not commital and wet Stu is, i think i've seen how it can happen. He's soo on a leash and doesn't have the balls to tell Michelle to fuck off: the mystery has been solved he is the type of man who could get raped by a women! seriously watch this space, it's gonna happen!

[Landshead]

I could never get my head around this one puzzle in life: men getting raped by women. But having seen how fucking limp and not commital and wet Stu is, i think i've seen how it can happen. He's soo on a leash and doesn't have the balls to tell Michelle to fuck off: the mystery has been solved he is the type of man who could get raped by a women! seriously watch this space, it's gonna happen!

How exactly?

Up the ass?

[masterhand]

Rhophonal and Viagra spiked drink!

[Landshead]

Rhophonal and Viagra spiked drink!

Its the only way.

[Comrade]

I could never get my head around this one puzzle in life: men getting raped by women. But having seen how fucking limp and not commital and wet Stu is, i think i've seen how it can happen. He's soo on a leash and doesn't have the balls to tell Michelle to fuck off: the mystery has been solved he is the type of man who could get raped by a women! seriously watch this space, it's gonna happen!

Michelle and Stu:

[Fusty Gusset]

Almost like real humans.

R.

You made this point about Victor's reactions, I just wanted to know if your comment was unbiased and applied to Emma's human reaction of rage including bigoted remarks.

Both Victor and Emma should be out...the whole business seems unfair to me.

[M.M.S]

Michelle and Stu:

EXACTLY. She wants it, he doesn't, but he ain't got the balls to tell her to "fuck off you common skank".

[hughes]

I think Stu doesn't want to tell michelle to fuck off 'cause hes worried it'll mean the hareem will nominate him.

I could see them doing that.

[Ivanho]

Nah, he wants it and he's admitted it.

Stuart has told his love interest Michelle that if the pair weren't in the Big Brother House, their relationship would be moving at the speed of light.

The lovely lady was upset earlier after the object of her affections declined an offer to share her bed. But she's forgiven him, and was relieved to hear it's merely circumstance that's preventing Stuart from getting more intimate.

Michelle was settled in front of her beau ready to give him a pampering foot treament.

"Apply to clean, dry feet, gently massage with hand, sponge all over until rough skin is removed. Contains a sufficient amount for both feet and it's cooling and peppermint," she told him as she prepared to deal with his manky soles.

"I've forgiven you by the way," she added, peeling her eyes away from the pack to demonstrate she was no longer reading from its instructions.

"I wanted to wind you up loads and pretend I'm not your friend but I didn't want to be nasty," she explained. "I felt a little bit...rejected," she added. 

Here's looking at you chick

In hushed tones, her suitor assured her she shouldn't feel that way.

"You know it would be different if we weren't in the House...I'd be diving in," he gushed. "DIVING in."

"Okay, that makes me feel better," Michelle mused.

"Diving in," reiterated Stu. 

[ChrisN]

Emma is on BBLB every day this week. I might not watch.

[Luke]

Nah, he wants it and he's admitted it.

Or, he could just be saying that to avoid the Hareem nominating him.

[kitten]

Nah, he wants it and he's admitted it.

I think he'd accept it, but I'm not as convinced as she is that he wants it... Did you see his face when she came back from the bedsit? Didn't look very "Oh, the love of my life has returned!" to me. More like, "Oh, shit, she's back and I've got to pretend I adore her" which fits with Marco's comment that it's all part of Stu's game.

Touch her bap, chicken, go on.

[McFly]

Hes a fucking bastard Stu for being so good looking. And Michelle is so fucking crass and slutty it aint true.