Edge 139

[Juria]

As a double entendre, that makes no sense.

Yes it does, you're just thinking laterally, not logically.

[squirtle]

Yes it does, you're just thinking laterally, not logically.

Hmm...

[Laine]

Hmm...

Is she saying that I was doing that twith her last night, and it was the rude thing, not the crying thing?

And that i'm just denying it now?

[Calashnikov]

What the hell? This isn't the Edge 139 thread AT ALL.

[squirtle]

Is she saying that I was doing that twith her last night, and it was the rude thing, not the crying thing?

And that i'm just denying it now?

You see, I don't know. I just don't know. I'm all confused!

[Juria]

Is she saying that I was doing that twith her last night, and it was the rude thing, not the crying thing?

And that i'm just denying it now?

No, I was saying that you weren't calling me a pervert last night, for other exotic reasons

[squirtle]

What the hell? This isn't the Edge 139 thread AT ALL.

Oh, come on, this is much better than a thread built around "How dare they give game X a Y!?" statements and you know it. Very soon, the true perversions will start.

[Laine]

What the hell? This isn't the Edge 139 thread AT ALL.

It's okay Cal, the Hamtaros are back!

[squirtle]

No, I was saying that you weren't calling me a pervert last night, for other exotic reasons

So it had nothing to do with hamsters then?

[Laine]

No, I was saying that you weren't calling me a pervert last night, for other exotic reasons

Doh! I'm just so exhausted after our antics my brain isn't working properly.

I have the strawberry lube all over my red wig today.

[Sprite Machine]

Dude...

[squirtle]

Dude...

What?

[Juria]

Doh! I'm just so exhausted after our antics my brain isn't working properly.

I have the strawberry lube all over my red wig today.

Aww, i'll buy you another one. I've got rope burns on my wrists and my ankles but it was worth it.

[routeburn]

Aww, i'll buy you another one. I've got rope burns on my wrists and my ankles but it was worth it.

[TM]

What the hell? This isn't the Edge 139 thread AT ALL.

Hey, you've already said you're bored with the games in E139. Make the most of the lube talk and stuff.

[Juria]

audition

racist

it was nothing like that, you sicko

[Venice Cull]

Please merciful Father - forgive them, for they know not what they say.

[Laine]

The Edge threads have never been better since me and Juria started telling you all about our sex lives.

Oh, and don't forget Squirtle. He has loads of good ideas on how to humilate and degrade women.

[rev-happy performance]

Vib Ripple - 5

NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[squirtle]

The Edge threads have never been better since me and Juria started telling you all about our sex lives.

Oh, and don't forget Squirtle. He has loads of good ideas on how to humilate and degrade women.

Yeah, tis true.

Sorry, everyone.

[Juria]

audition

It was more like (slightly not work safe):

this but on the bed.

[The Liberal Elite]

It was more like (slightly not work safe):

this

Is that the pauper's version of the stanna stairlift?

[squirtle]

Is that the pauper's version of the stanna stairlift?

I wish I wasn't at work. I really wanna see this now.

[Laine]

Is that the pauper's version of the stanna stairlift?

Just normal stairs?

[Juria]

Is that the pauper's version of the stanna stairlift?

no, it's the young and sexy version, are you blind?

[The Liberal Elite]

no, it's the young and sexy version, are you blind?

actually, it's totally impractical. you'll get stuck at the bit of railing.

[squirtle]

actually, it's totally impractical. you'll get stuck at the bit of railing.

I've looked and I agree. Where's the blindfold and butt plug?

[Juria]

actually, it's totally impractical. you'll get stuck at the bit of railing.

That's the whole point of the arms being tied to something immovable

Where's the blindfold

I want to see everything that's going on, it's half the fun!

[squirtle]

That's the whole point of the arms being tied to something immovable

I want to see everything that's going on, it's half the fun!

Why did you edit your post?

[Calashnikov]

I wish I wasn't at work. I really wanna see this now.

I first saw this image on my birthday, and I was at work at the time. I say go ahead and click.

In saying that, however, I don't seem to work for those guys anymore