Wwe Fans

[Tofu]

From what l seen which is about a month's worth l have to agree Orton is a cock, but how is he a cunt in real life or is that simply just the internet gossip people love spreading?

Also l saw Hulk Hogan on Raw last week and when did his voice become girly?

[Corporal Flashback]

has he learnt to wrestle then?

Which one, Orton or Hogan?

In either case, it goes like this:

ORTON: Clothesline, scoopslam, gets kicked, clotheslined, slammed and elbowdropped. Opponent goes for finisher, but gets RKO'd. 1 2 3.

HOGAN: Clothesline, body slam, gets kicked, clothelined, and punched in the face. Hogan goes his pump up thing, clothesline and leg drop. 1 2 3.

Hogan is better purely because he aims to entertain, as the little hall of fame featurette shows, whereas Orton's a cunt.

[Corporal Flashback]

From what l seen which is about a month's worth l have to agree Orton is a cock, but how is he a cunt in real life or is that simply just the internet gossip people love spreading?

Also l saw Hulk Hogan on Raw last week and when did his voice become girly?

He's basically just an all-round cunt. From what I've seen, it seems to be in a kind of school-bully/chav style, both in the locker room and to fans. Obviously I can't accuse him of things done to other stars, 'cause they're not proven fact (Apparently he molested a female star, but until there's a lawsuit I'm saying nothing), but he has been seen throwing abuse to fans asking for autographs.

[Tofu]

He's basically just an all-round cunt. From what I've seen, it seems to be in a kind of school-bully/chav style, both in the locker room and to fans. Obviously I can't accuse him of things done to other stars, 'cause they're not proven fact (Apparently he molested a female star, but until there's a lawsuit I'm saying nothing), but he has been seen throwing abuse to fans asking for autographs.

hahaha thanks for that.

Ok someone must have seen Hulk Hogan last week, l swear he had a deeper and gruffer voice than that. Plus if you want to talk bout boring wrestlers then Batista is dull and much worse.

[Corporal Flashback]

hahaha thanks for that.

Ok someone must have seen Hulk Hogan last week, l swear he had a deeper and gruffer voice than that. Plus if you want to talk bout boring wrestlers then Batista is dull and much worse.

Batista was going so well! But the way the thumbs-down thing has become his tradmark annoys the fuck out of me.

Batista is someone who is plot-driven rather than character/charisma driven. Which is why I must say I'm very entertained by the whole "HHH being scared shitless" storyline.

[SeanR]

Which one, Orton or Hogan?

In either case, it goes like this:

ORTON: Clothesline, scoopslam, gets kicked, clotheslined, slammed and elbowdropped. Opponent goes for finisher, but gets RKO'd. 1 2 3.

HOGAN: Clothesline, body slam, gets kicked, clothelined, and punched in the face. Hogan goes his pump up thing, clothesline and leg drop. 1 2 3.

Hogan is better purely because he aims to entertain, as the little hall of fame featurette shows, whereas Orton's a cunt.

warrior, and his mooted return to "the arena of sports entertainment"

[Corporal Flashback]

Aha. Well, I was never paying attenion to his actual WRESTLING. Mainly because last time I saw him in WWF I was a wee bit young, and I'm not sure if he even did any wrestling as the OWNage.

So there.

[Burai]

Go here immediately to see a small video of Trish Stratus paddling Stacy Keibler's arse:

http://www.wwe.com/

Also note Jim Ross' cringe-inducing use of "turning the other cheek".

[Captain Crunch]

Fucking class!

[WadeMcG]

I want to see the return of Yokozuna.

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He died a few years ago.

[Shoes]

He died a few years ago.

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Are you for real?

If so, I'm going to cry myself to sleep.

[Meat]

Yep i was reading once how a disturbing number of the wrestlers i knew have died: British Bulldog (39, heart attack), Mr Perfect (44, acute cocaine intoxication), Hercules (46, heart attack), Big Bossman (41, heart attack), at least one of the Demolition crew, Junkyard Dog (45, "Auto Accidents"), Rick Rude (41, heart attack), Yokozuna (41, heart attack), Andre the Giant (41, heart attack) link

Curiously, a lot of them died quite young with heart attacks or other heart related conditions. Maybe all that training put too much strain on the heart?

[Wickedkitten]

He's a puppet OPERATED by 3 different guys... kinda like Dai-X

ps. check out his missus

http://www.owow.com/frameindex.htm?goto=ht...gsideWith/Sara/

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O_O

[-Carpet-]

The Big Bossman is dead?!

:edit: Hardcore Holly is dead?!

[Wickedkitten]

The Big Bossman is dead?!

:edit: Hardcore Holly is dead?!

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nonono Crash Holly is dead.

[Tetchy]

Nah, dying from heart attacks was the result of far too many steroids in their younger days...

[superpretend]

I didn't know Bret Hart's mum was a wrestler.

[nausea]

Bastion Booger - best wrestler ever

[sega_kid]

sad to hear the big boss man passed away. i never knew that

[Guest]

I thought the first undertaker ACTUALLY DIED about 20 years ago?

[Corporal Flashback]

I thought the first undertaker ACTUALLY DIED about 20 years ago?

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This is where my vast (actually small but well incorporated) knowledge fails me. By "first Undertaker", do you mean the time when Ted DiBiase unveils his mystery partner to be the awesome newcomer known as the "Undertaker", with tie and mullet and such? 'Cause if so, that IS Mark Calloway, the same Undertaker as now.

[Nick_L]

I hope Orton doesnt been the 'taker at WM, I can see the undertaker winning, cementing himself as a legend then retiring.

and Batista better beat HHH as well after all this build-up

Does anyone else think that WWE is pretty crappy at the moment ?

and how bad did Jake the Snake look on RAW last week

[Kelthink]

Bastion Booger - best wrestler ever 

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Never 'eard of 'im. Quick search reveals 'one of the worst gimmicks ever' ( linky).

BUT the other day I saw one of the finest fights of all time - Tiger Mask vs Dynamite Kid. From May 1981. I didn't know they did 'that shit' then. Awesome power.

[Stroker Ace]

For what it's worth, I think Jake looked okay. Sure, he was hugely overweight, but considering how he looked when I last saw him about two years ago, he really should be dead by now.

Top Trivia! He has the same birthday as me.

BUT the other day I saw one of the finest fights of all time - Tiger Mask vs Dynamite Kid. From May 1981. I didn't know they did 'that shit' then. Awesome power.

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They had some of the greatest matches of all time. You'll find a number of posts made by me on these forums about the Dynamite Kid. Wrestling has never been as good as when he was in the ring.

Dynamite: Greatest of all time.

[Kelthink]

For what it's worth, I think Jake looked okay.  Sure, he was hugely overweight, but considering how he looked when I last saw him about two years ago, he really should be dead by now.

Top Trivia!  He has the same birthday as me.

They had some of the greatest matches of all time.  You'll find a number of posts made by me on these forums about the Dynamite Kid.  Wrestling has never been as good as when he was in the ring.

Dynamite: Greatest of all time.

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I just never knew it. I thought, 'Oh, they're going easy on him 'cause he's British and there's not many British wrestlers who are popular, let alone good'.

But from watching one match alone, that's enough to say he was awesome. Outrageous shit I never knew 'they' did in the 80s, let alone early 90s.

[Stroker Ace]

I just never knew it. I thought, 'Oh, they're going easy on him 'cause he's British and there's not many British wrestlers who are popular, let alone good'.

But from watching one match alone, that's enough to say he was awesome.

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Dynamite is one of the industry's great innovators - imitated by just about everyone. Most notably, Dynamite is so good that Chris Benoit modelled himself on him in just about every way. Benoit sports the same physical shape (using a very similar workout routine), similar hair and facial hair, many of the same moves and a very similar work ethic. Benoit is one of the best wrestlers you'll ever see, so it's fitting that he so closely models himself on Dynamite.

So there you go - just about the greatest in-ring performer ever was British. Be proud!

For what it's worth, William Regal is considered one of the toughest men in the business and one of the best workers to boot. He and Benoit put on one of 2004's matches of the year at the Brian Pillman Memorial Show. Regal's style looks slow, but that's not the case at all, it's just very technical, very stiff and actually very 'British' - he's great.

And let's not forget Davey Boy Smith - for many years Dynamite's tag partner. Another great, great wrestler - above and beyond the average WWF heavyweight meathead.

[nausea]

alright, Bastion Booger wasn't perhaps the greatest wrestler, but it was very funny seeing him disgust the hell out his opponents..

another favourite of mine was I.R.S.. great. and Razor Ramon! and Bam Bam Bigelow.. simply incredible for his size.

the most annoying wrestler ever must be Shawn Michaels. i mean, every other wrestler can't stand him. i think The Hitman would agree.

[nausea]

I hope Orton doesnt been the 'taker at WM, I can see the undertaker winning, cementing himself as a legend then retiring.

and Batista better beat HHH as well after all this build-up

Does anyone else think that WWE is pretty crappy at the moment ?

and how bad did Jake the Snake look on RAW last week

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if Cena beats JBL i will go crazy, i can't stand Cena. racist homophobic whigger. i like Bradshaw on the other hand, a great actor. almost every match he does is fun to watch.

yes, WWE is getting worse and worse i think.. i mean, Ric Flair is still there?

[So. Angry.]

and how bad did Jake the Snake look on RAW last week

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Whoa, camel, whoa... back the fuck up. Jake the Snake's back on WWF Raw? The last I saw of him was in Beyond the Mat. He's one of the few wrestlers mentioned so far I'm surprised isn't dead...

[emjay2kay]

What the hell is going on in WWE these days? I stopped watching it cos all the new wrestlers were shit, they were bringing back old wrestlers who'd had thier day, as good as they were at the time, and the wrestlers from the "Attitude" era were getting stale and boring.

Seriously. I mean, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and now Jake Roberts? Jesus. Even the NWO thing was old when they brought that back, and I'm a huge Scott Hall fan. Shawn Michaels should have given up when we all thoguht he did. That match in 98 was the perfect match to retire on. I heard that Mick Foley was back too, which is just a damn shame.

The only thing that had me interested before I gave up watching, was Brock Lesner. I'm tempted to see when Wrestlemania whatever number it's up to, assuming I haven't already missed it, just to see what it's like now.