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Vemsie

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I' m a sucker for great final lines in a movie.

Some examples:

"I was cured all right.”

Here's one that reminds me of a friend I miss very much:

"When I was a kid, I couldn't wait to be grown up and they said childhood was the best time of my life and it wasn't. Now I want his company, and people say, 'What's half a loaf? You're well shot of him.' And I say, 'I know that. I miss him, that's all.' They say he'd never have made me happy and I say, 'I am happy, apart from missing him. You might throw me a pill or two for my cough.' All my life I've been looking for someone courageous and resourceful, not like myself, and he's not it. But something. We were something. You've no right to call me to account. I've only come about my cough.”

"Mein Fuehrer, I can walk!”

"...and I thought of that old joke, you know, the, this, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doc, uh, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken,' and uh, the doctor says, 'Well why don't you turn him in?' And the guy says, 'I would, but I need the eggs.' Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships. You know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and - but uh, I guess we keep going through it...because...most of us need the eggs.”

"It's too bad she won't live -- but then again, who does?"

“Great Spirit and the Maker of All Life. A warrior goes to you swift and straight as an arrow shot into the sun. Welcome him and let him take his place at the council fire of my people. He is Uncas, my son. Tell them to be patient and ask Death for speed; for they are all there but one - I, Chingachgook - Last of the Mohicans.”

“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, he's gone.”

"Vanity - definitely my favorite sin."

“Now, where was I?”

" You maniacs, you blew it up, ohhh, damn you, god, damn you all to hell........"

And from my fave film ever:

"Nice shooting son. What's your name?"

- "Murphy"

*Basil Poledouri's awesome theme kicks in*

And not a final line but still a classic:

"Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it."

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"God will forgive them, he'll forgive them and allow them into heaven. I can't live with that"

"You were meant to be the monster, now it's me who's the beast"

Both from Dead Mans Shoes

Anything ever said in Anchorman is the funniest line from a film ever. Fact.

"1.21 Gigawatts!!111!!"

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- I'm gonna punch you right in the ovaries. Ya right in the baby makers.

- I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

- I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

- The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gunshow... and see if she likes the goods.

- Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

- Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it "San Diago", which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

- I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

- I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

- I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call "mentally retarded."

- I love lamp.

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"The path of the rightous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyrany. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord... when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

"This is heavy"

"What's this fascination with weight? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull in the future?"

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- I'm gonna punch you right in the ovaries. Ya right in the baby makers.

- I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

- I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

- The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gunshow... and see if she likes the goods.

- Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

- Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it "San Diago", which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

- I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

-  I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

- I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call "mentally retarded."

- I love lamp.

I like just shouting "Hey lady in the red dress" when I'm pissed like Ron, mrs oli does not like it.

Other classics are:

- You will eat the cat poop

- Veronica and I are going jogging, or it might be yogging I think its a soft J

- I'll smash your face into a car windshield, then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a seafood dinner and never call her again

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Mongol General: Conan, what is best in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

Originally attributed to Genghis Khan; John Milius nicked it. His other great line: "I am the wrath of God. If you had not been so wicked, I would not be here".

Anyway,yeah, I would have quoted fight club but Disco Stu's done most of them already, so "Things you own end up owning you" will have to do. We should start a RLLMUK fight club. It would be awesome*.

*tragic.

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- I'm gonna punch you right in the ovaries. Ya right in the baby makers.

- I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

- I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

- The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gunshow... and see if she likes the goods.

- Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

- Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it "San Diago", which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

- I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

-  I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

- I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call "mentally retarded."

- I love lamp.

:) yes Anchorman's are fantastic, and the yogging one

If anyone's seen the extra on Anchorman called "Wake Up Ron Burgundy", the sports presenter (Champ) had a moment with the anchorwoman (Veronica) that was funny too:

Veronica: and now here's Champ Kind with the sports

Champ: Veronica you seem kinda wierd tonight honey. Must be that time of the month. Whammy!

Veronica: I'm just curious Champ, do you even know what the expression 'that time of the month' means?

Champ: Sure I do!

........

It's when the bones..uh..in the lady.......lady's boobs, they get sore.

......

(voice quietens) because of the vaginalistic...cells...are....uh.. expanding. (in a measly voice) whammy! help.

i know this...uh, it's you're little friend....and you got to wear... protection....and uh...the belly button's inflammed...and uh.....the engorging...of the....uh..fallacule

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"...and I thought of that old joke, you know, the, this, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doc, uh, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken,' and uh, the doctor says, 'Well why don't you turn him in?' And the guy says, 'I would, but I need the eggs.' Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships. You know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and - but uh, I guess we keep going through it...because...most of us need the eggs.”

That's one of my all-time faves. And you're right about the shiteness of Blade Runner.

Pick a line. Any line...

Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, ha?

Vincenzo Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.

Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.

Vincenzo Coccotti: Come again?

Clifford Worley: It's a fact. See, Sicilians have black blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.

Vincenzo Coccotti: Yes...

Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, Sicilians were like wops from northern Italy. They all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...

Vincenzo Coccotti: [laughs]

Clifford Worley: No, I'm quoting... history. It's written, it's a fact, it's written.

Vincenzo Coccotti: [laughs] I love this guy.

Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Yeah, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, yeah, and she had a half nigger kid... Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? Cause you, you're part eggplant.

That one's for the banned who wander the streets at night.

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GROOVY

Workshed

"Even now we have your darling Linda's soul. She suffers in Torment"

"Your going down"

"SWALLOW YOU SOUL, SWALLOW YOUR SOUL"

"SWALLOW THIS"

"Who's laughing now" "WHOS LAUGHING NOW"

"Lets down to the cellar and carve ourselves a witch"

all from one film that I :(

and will neve ever tire of.

Then this movie

"Say would you like a chocolate covered pretzel"

Finally a few from this movie

"We Go up"

"yes its true this man has no dick"

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